#prison

[Verse 1]
I get the ice on my wrist
I get the ice on my dick (yeah!)
I am whipping the foreign
I am so fast I feel like I'm Sonic
I got the swag bitch, it is chronic
I just ate a burger, shoot you, now I eat a burger
You got a bad music taste like TreyLikesBands
I'm up in France (PARIS)
Women around I feel like I'm Harris
Kamala, I feel like I'm Joe Biden
Hide and seek, bitch I am hiding
Bitch I am crying about all these bands
Bitch I feel like a cat (yeah!)
Why is your name Matt (yeah!)
How does it feel to be a home accessory (yeah!)
My boy got amnesia, he has no memory (yeah!)
I got bars just like Willy Wonka (yеah!)
There is no correlation but plеase believe me (yeah!)
Feel like a robot, bitch I'm activated (yeah!)
I took a perc now I'm perctivated
Feel like a giant, you will be squished
I-i-i-i get the ice on my PENIS
I feel like I'm the new Jesus
I'm with Jay-Z eating cheez-its
You dumber than Beavis and Butthead
I got your cousin suckin off a doorknob
Why would you ever do that to a doorknob
You are broke you need a job (respect.)
I got all the ice on my WRIST
...BITCH
Imma pull up and I steal some SHIT
...BITCH
I just stole a fucking 4-year-old's lollipop (respect.)
Shut up I will steal all your LIMBS (yeah!)
...and LEGS (yeah!)
CL0WHN and Yeezus, like Moses and Jesus
You're not controllin' my thesis, you already kn-
I'm harvesting fetuses
Shut the fuck up, you straight out of Utah
Called up my plug like "do you accept coupons"
Stacks bigger than Lucki
And it's ginormous, humongous belly
Pull up to the crib, caught my plug listenin to Nelly
Why her ass feel like... jelly???
Dont trust a ho named Kelly...or Maddie
BITCH
This money rotund, just like Peter Griffin
Up in the stu, I am doing the mission
I feel bad, your life is so shitty
All these racks humongous
Up in the studio, I am playing amongus
Bitch I'm up in the studio but I do not have the fungus
Shawty, she so bad, I called her young big chungus

[Verse 2: Yung Fiji Water]
You're a bafoon
Slide on the block with a water balloon
Good afternoon
I'm with your bitch she take off pantaloon
Too much dabloon
I will be spending it all very soon (real)
Maybe in June
Playing Fortnite and I found a harpoon
Cl0whn and Fiji, like Mario and Luigi
And Young Joe too, shoot you in yo shoe
Press me and I'll sue, I am in a canoe
True (oooooh!)
And I purposefully spread misinformation over the internet
(yo thats not funny...)
Choppa got a mind of its own and its full of intellect
(thats pretty cool!)
When you kill a kid, thats a bruh moment (bruh)
Yung Fiji doing a verse, its like a bruh moment (bruh)
Hold up Im boutta change the piiiiiiiiiiiiitch
You are a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch
Feel like Young Joe I'm boutta crash the whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip
Shout out to CL0WHN, he the goat of this shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

[Verse 3: Young Joe]
Young Joe, and I'm here
All these other rappers disappear, when I appear
Gonna go fishing at the peer, the boat that I steer
Cost a million dollars every year, all of the year
I am so rich, I am a real estate agent
I will go find you a home, and I will hope that you take it
Young Joe, no, he does not fake it, I'm only here to make it
No, I don't think I'll debate it, I don't like politics
But I got more money than Roosevelt, I got more money than Biden
All of the haters are hidin', all of the haters be lying
All of you are just obsessed with me like Reddit is Antonio Brown
When I read through the comment section, I try to hide my visible frown
I'm 50 years old, doesn't mean that I cannot make it
This song is so heat... because I baked it

[Verse 4]
Yeaaaa
I got the guap bitch, I'm on the track bitch
I got the guap bitch, yo mama fat bitch
And bitch she built like a mattress
Shut the fuck up you.. fat bitch
I GET THE GUAP YEAH YEE-
And yo guap low, thats tragic
Big body tonka, thats awesome
I'm in the trap in Gotham, I just ran over a possum
I'm in the trap eating nuuuuts... no almonds
I was eating cashews, posted up in the club eating cashews
Bitch thats some bad news, and you are bad
You built like a dad, yeah that is quite rad
Yeah that is sad

[Verse 5]
Came with a Glock, yes I came with a pistol
Shoot you with that exact pistol
WHOOPS THIS IS A CL0WHN PRODUCTION
Next ima pull up with a penis missile
I Throw yo bitch and a bucket of lard
My choppa's gassy so it gotta fart
Up in the stu, bitch I'm eating pop tarts
You a fake and a fraud and a doofus
Bitch I'm up in the toilet poopin'
Bitch you are dumb, you are stupid
Yo mama just named you Rufus
You a doofus, and an idiot
You just like Lard, how you play Rust
Bitch I get the guap
I got a Glock, ice on my watch
I hit the nae nae, and then I jerk

[Verse 6]
Ayy...
Bitch, my racks are humongous
Bitch, I'm up on this track smoking that fungus
My choppa got a large circumference
I'm feeling sus like amongus!
Pack huge like big chungus, guap, it is humongous
This guap is an abundance
Bitch I just stabbed a grandma's appendix

[Verse 7]
Guitar on the beat bitch, I feel like I'm Hendrix
I'm a schizophrenic bitch, I am hearing voices
When im on the track bitch, all of the bitches rejoice
All of these bitches are moist
I am a singer bitch, I should be put on The Voice
I get the guap and I don't have a choice
Bitch I live in Illinois
I got an army bitch, they got deployed

[Verse 8]
I am not CL0WHN bitch, I am a god
No ice on your wrist bitch, you are a fraud
This shit raw like sushi, ice on my pussy
Eatin some blue cheeze

[Verse 9]
Glock, it's a motherfuckin fraud
You should get a job
Bitch you are broke, get yourself a job

[Verse 10]
Ice up on my wrist bitch, Imma pull up with a motherfucking fishstick
And your bitch on my dick bitch
With all this guap bitch, every day feels like it's Christmas

[Verse 11]
Beat up the track with a cheese stick, more influential than Jesus
Shut the fuck up bitch you are broke
Yo bitch suck on my dick till she choke, on ma dick....

[Verse 12]
Bitch I got all of the guap, ice on me, it's nonstop
Bitch you are gay, yeah you stupid
Ice on my wrist bitch, it looks like a cupid
Your house is now fucking looted

Bitch i am in yo house.............

Shut yo bitch ass up. you're a motherfuckin loser...

[Verse 13]
BITCH
Your guap is miniscule
I'll keep having this guap till I finish school
Yuh, all of these rappers are ridicule
I have more drip than a muhfucking swimming pool

[Verse 14]
I spit more facts than phlegm
No VLONE, but I think we should be friends
Do I get guap, bitch it de-depends
Bitch I am talking, just like I'm Ben
BITCH I AM SUPERMAN
YOU ARE STUPID YOU STUPID MAN
ICE ON ME BITCH I GET MONEY

[Verse 15]
Fuckin that bitch like yeah yeah yeah
Fuckin that bitch like I'm Taylor Swift
I will not answer why I fuck on that bitch like Taylor Swift you fucking bitch
Got all the guap and I am so rich
I will shoot any Flex Entertainment member
No question, all of my guap is epileptic
Called up the plug and I'm doing time
Oh no I am going to prison
I am going to prison now
Fuckin that bitch and she built like a cow
Cause she is FAT!!!!!!!
Ayy, ayy, just scammed all my fans like I'm Viper
Fuck on that bitch and she hyper
Honestly I don't even like her
I'm freestylin' on this track, and my name is not Mike, yes
And I got the mic, yes, and I'm quiet, yes
I get the guap, yes, and I'm not denying it
Fuckin that bitch and she likes it
And I get the guap, yes
I get the guap, yes
I'm in a call right now, what should I say right now
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
I get the guap, I get the guap
(okay.. i said it)
I get the guap like Squid Games
Fuckin that bitch she in the Squid Games
And I'm in my feels like-
I'm in my feels like Drake

[Verse 16]
Up on the track like Among Us
Shut the fuck up bitch, you are so sus
Playing Fornite bitch, I'm in the bus
Shut the fuck up bitch, you listen to Russ
I came- I came with a Glock and I pop em like pus
I get so many bitches that people can vouch
I fucked yo bitch then I put my feet on yo couch
Smokin that green, no Oscar the Grouch
You a pedophile, on God you a K-on fan
Called up the plug and you know he got mega bands
Diamonds blue, on God they like Mega Man
Opps all German like Johann Peter Eckermann
All my opps square like an Enderman
At the crib with Balogna watching The Jeffersons
Fuck a old bitch, she look like David Letterman
Fuck a fat bitch, she look like Fat Albert
Got a lotta money like Bologna
Got a lotta money, I could talk about it for hours
Shut the fuck up bitch, you look like a coward
Shut the fuck up bitch, you are a coward
Walk into the stu and I'm feeling so empowered
Money invincible like it got superpowers
You don't got no money bitch, you fakin'
I AM THE NACHO LIBRE OF THE RAP GAME, ayy

[Verse 17: Balogna471]
G-G-G-G-G-G-Got a lotta money, got a lotta bands
Bought me a Benz, bought me a Lam
And I'm in Japan
And I beat my wife to a bloody pulp in 1997 with a shovel
Cause I got a whole lotta money

[Interlude]
Ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy, okay, okay, ayy, ayy

[Verse 18]
Play the piano, I feel like Debussy
Ain't fuckin with women bitch, show me da bussy
Ate a grapefruit bitch, it is so juicy
I'm in a jet, im also in a jacuzzi
I got a Gucci branded condom
And I got bitches all on my condo
Explain why you robbed a bank and said "Let's get out of here, pronto"
Bitch my dick is longer than-

[Verse 19]
Ayy
Chop up that bitch like a Youtube Poop
Pull up to the crib with a hula hoop
Just shot somebody eatin chicken soup
That muhfucka ain't wearin Vlone, he wearin Alone
Just killed that muhfucka now he's alone
How the fuck my plug gonna call up on my phone
Bitch it's supposed to be the other way around
I feel like Steve Jobs, how I invented a iPhone
I ain't a meme rapper, I'm a fuckin rhino
I got a horn, just like I'm a rhino
Jurassic Park, how I'm runnin these dinos
How's her ass fatter than a rhino
Heard yo plugs name Squilliam Billiam
William II, III, and IV
I got so much money, I don't even need a net worth
I got so many routers bitch, I have 1 million networks
I think that rhymes
I came with a tac, yes it is a..... weapon
Uhh uhh I got I got uhh umm umm uhh
I got a gun yes, I got like uhh seven

[Spoken Outro]
Wait, what was I doing again?
Wait how did you even get here?
It's a long story, you have time?
Yeah, I have a little bit of time, you can talk
Well uhh basically

*flashback noise* flaashback time, yeah baby-

So I was going to the story the other day to get some parsley
Because I- 'cause I was making my famous shrimp scampi
This is what I learned today
You haven't tasted my shrimp scampi? Thats a shame, man
I might make some, I might make some later at least
Did you know that leaves also have skin?
Umm, but anyways, I got some parsley, and I bumped into somebody
And I'm like who are you?
And it was... It was- it was my best friend
It was my best friend in the whole wide world, it was Young Joe (what!)
And I was like "Hey, Young Joe, whats up?"
And he was like "I'm going to buy some stocks" or something like that (what!)
Then I was like "Hahahaha, what a mischevious thing, what a mischevious little thing, Young Joe"
Drop a gift in the comment section below and I'll fo- what!
Anyways, between me and you, uhh, can I... can I- can I go back to earth?
Drop a comment an- what! (what!)
Listen, I know its a wacky thing, but the music industry kinda needs me right now
Don't forget to get your cameo, im working on my prices. w-w-what!
Uh.. Uh, I mean yeah, but also my estate, when I do die, (what!) my estate will release
Well, rumor says if you eat eggs... you turn into a turkey
Just send me back, thank you
Wheeeeee
AHHHH FU-

*flashback ends*

So basically thats my story
And you expect me to believe this shit?!
Well, yeah
Are you sure you're just not a (BOING)-ing crackhead?
No, I'm not, I don't take drugs
I think you're literally insane, I think you actually need to be checked into a mental hospital
Fuck do I look like, Yung Lean?
Okay, that's messed up, you cannot be saying that
I apologize, that was really bad.....

JOE BIDEN, POP SMOKE IN THE AFTERLIFE
YOU ALREADY KNOW THIS BOUTTA BE THE MOST ELITE PLATINUM SMELL IT THROUGH THE PHONE ALBUM YOU EVER HEARD IN YO MOTHEFUCKIN LIFE