Princesses On Parade

[Intro: Footman, Footmen Quartet]
Every single princess on the planet
Prayed to be invited to the ball
Every Portia, Guinevere and Janet
Would come by coach or boat to be here
Most would swim the moat to be here
Just to be at this historic gala
Girls would walk around or even crawl
Rumor is that at this joyous scene tonight
The prince likely will choose his future queen tonight

[Instrumental break]

[Verse 1: Chamberlain, Male Chorus]
Beauty and glamour and breeding unmatched
Princesses on parade
Lovely, enthralling and all unattached
The hoi polloi and those well-bred agree
Each enjoy a royal pedigree
Born for success, each possesses a spark
Each a remarkable maid
Boy oh boy these royal highnesses
All have pluses, they've no minuses

[Refrain: Chamberlain, Male Chorus]
Gaze upon
These princesses on parade

[Spoken: Lord Rogers]
This princess comes from Colchester, where corn and cotton grows. She plays croquet and harpsichord and sews her own clothes. Antonia isn’t known to take the path of least resistance. She hails from south east Franisatan and came the farthest distance. Gruzilda lives to help the world, she finds no task too menial and all the other hopeful girls think she’s the most congenial. Brunhilda is from Stuttgart, where our swords and armors’ made

[Refrain: Chamberlain, Male Chorus]
Gaze upon
These princesses on parade

[Verse 2: Chamberlain, Male Chorus, Princesses, All]
This is the likely occasion
When the heir to the throne picks a wife
This may be the day when Prince Derek will say
"Where have you been all my life?" (Ahh)
Brilliant, beguiling, the smiling brigade
Princesses on parade
Each the pride of her community
Each a golden opportunity
Just the thought that Crown Prince Derek'll
Face his choice and he's hysterical
Gaze upon
Heap praise upon
These radiant, glamorous, luminous, dazzling
Princess on parade