Princess Peach VS Peaches Geldof

[Intro: Announcer]
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Peaches Geldof
Versus
Princess Peach
Begin!

[Verse 1: Peaches Geldof & Princess Peach]
This just in
Peachy knows the mess she's in
Got more bars than a jail cell
That gun is from a jail cell
Put it away and, fight me like a real woman
(Wow)

[Verse 2: Princess Peach]
Do you know what you did?
You made Peachy pissed
With a verdict and my boot
I'll kick your narrow ass to oz
Peaches dreaming she important
Well somebody should wake her
This gold-digging trophy wife is the British baby maker
I didn't make the mold, but I'm the one who broke it
I'm the better heroin
Stick that and your pipе and smoke it

[Verse 3: Peaches Geldof]
You know what
You're a nasty bratty asshole
You raid Guildеd servers
You'll never be an admin
Someone put this bitch back in her castle
I've never seen a trash princess singer like you
Since Vanellope von Schweetz
Go ahead and tell the truth because you are on TV
Now let me tell the truth because I know you got the rifle
Ain't nobody afraid of a damsel in distress

[Verse 4: Peaches Geldof & Princess Peach]
You think that's funny?
Here's a history lesson honey
I'm the original Peaches
You're a copy of a copy
I'm tired of shit
Can I ask you a question?
You're ignorant questions can never cause as much pain
As never knowing
How stupid you look on TV
You're a misguided, C-minus-on-the-Bechdel-Test joke
And my worst game is better than your best TV show!
It's a shame to see how you get stung by bees
You need better management
I'm glad you died
You made people's eyes bleed
You can have Mario
He's not my type anyways
I don't need a man to save and kiss me
So unless you got another whiny complaint
I think you better run
You bored me to death

[Verse 5: Peaches Geldof]
You have a special secret
It's like a very special toy
I will go ahead and say it
This little miss damsel in distress here
Has been captured by Bowser
24 times

[Verse 6: Princess Peach]
Go back to your grave you giggling sewer troll
You lost to a turtle that wasn't even a ninja
It's time for you to re-cremated
Time for you to burn in hell, again
Ha!

[Outro: Announcer]
Who won?
Who's next?
You decide!
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