Pretty

[Intro: Von Pea]
We just so sexy in this motherf*****r
Von Pea, the Beatmaker in here
And this is my solo track
And this goes out to all the men that have been lied to by these bitties
And I know you've been lied to
Maybe you didn't break the way you should've broke
But I break
So this is how it goes, yo
Damn, yo, I remember that Kelis
Yo, Beatmaker, that is a nice shirt - that is a very sexy shirt you have on, brother
[The Beatmaker] I know that!
[Von Pea] You arrogant bastard
Whenever

[Verse 1: Von Pea]
She was walking down the block
With her hand in her back pocket
I would pay fifty grand
Just so I could be that hand
Just so I could be that man to
Open up and cram huge
Mini-me in her chocolate pink petite
When the air go in it squeaks
Squeaky clean, there's some hair in my cuisine
Waiter, please, tell the cook to wax this peach
Not from Georgia, not from Florida, five-nine
She not much shorter than me, V-O-N-P-E-A, hey
Remember that day?
Back to the subject, I recollect
She wore black jeans if I recollect, baby tee
Washboard tummy an at least cup Cs
Open toed heels
Damn, this chick is so real
All and still before I please her, meet her
She's no skeezer, she's a pretty woman

[Chorus]
Can't get her out of my head
That's why I gotta get her in my bed
Can't get her out of my mind
When I get her it's over
She's a pretty woman

[Verse 2: Von Pea]
Uh, uh, uh
I'm like "hey, miss" and she said "huh"
I'm like face it, I'm not Denzel
But if you're into looks, who could match this well
Low budget in the forty buck dunks
But I bet what I spit will have her watered up tough
On some "call me up" stuff, fast forward up enough
We're at the Justice of the peace with a hundred buck tux
She looks like, um, okay
But I really wanna stab like a young OJ
Blood rushing to my head I want to Coldplay girl
Let's go play like hey, hey, hey
I'm on
Long story short, the number? Wrong
I guess there's no point to this song
Cause little Von Pea won't point to that thong
And that's so wrong and I still see her
In her little shorts, thighs better than Tamia's
Damn, should've told Pretty I'd eat her
She's no skeezer, she's a pretty woman

[Chorus]
Can't get her out of my head
That's why I gotta get her in my bed
Can't get her out of my mind
When I get her it's over
She's a pretty, uh, uh, uh, uh

Beatmaker, stop the music