Presidential Suicide

I stand here today,
In front of millions of you,
My fellow Americans,
I will tell you, how I lost the election,
It was all going great,
I had a fat stack of cash,
I had a fat, First Lady,
With a large mustache, somehow,
Had factories of buffets that served,
Hooker fries,
Ended up with the runs all night,
Had a family, a car, and my five sisterwives,
Now I’ve lost the election,
Now I want to die,
I was a great president,
I kissed babies, shook hands,
And even made out with all the honeys,
Then it all came to an end,
When I lost the election,
Now, I want to die,
I wanted the world to be America,
And I as her president,
But I turns out the world is full of degenerates,
I hate all of you,
This has been my story,
I hope it was good,
Now I’ll end up getting shanked in a bad neighborhood