Premise

I'll take Brock Turner and Roethlisberger
Straight to the firing squad
Call me the jock hurting Robin Hood or
Saint with a knightly cause
I been haughtily boxing with the Samson Donick
Type a lot
Then I stack them on top of the
Prudential Tower lightning rod

My spite kebab frightens all on the sex offender registry
For the victims you can pen me ambassador and the embassy
For them it's hardly heavenly when I pick apart their geneses
For them I claim our kingdom at the top of the phylogenetic tree

'Cause I'm a motherfucking animal,
Hannibal with a rationale
Cut you midsagittal so your mandible and clavicle
Go whole to fractional
find they're detachable so I extract it all
Bat .500 in the National

You might find me violent but your family finds me affable
We laughing bro
They find your missing tragic but
When they see the man you were
I guess they won't be mad at all