Prelude to a Fistful of Prawns

I was awakened by the mermaid’s kiss
Her soft and sweet and salty lips
In the middle of the back of my neck
My ship and my mind are wrecked
Please help me through the storm
Keep my body warm

My heart has been locked away
And she is the keeper of the key
On a chain around her neck
It hangs down between her breasts
Where my battered head now rests
I succumb to her caress

She sings her Siren song
All through the night, until the dawn
I’m never lost at sea
She sings it just for me
She sings me to sleep
I dream as I sink into the deep

Her gills flutter and her cheeks blush
When I tell her I love her so much
She is the red sky at night
The sun always sets in her eyes
And I’ll make another wish and sigh
As she blows me a kiss goodbye