Prelude

[Spoken]

"This is a proximity-based landline communication generated to inform those in the areas receiving this message that an official lock-down has been ordered

Lock-down protocol number 432 is to be followed until instructed otherwise. Further details will now be listed:

Your universe may fall subject to glitching if a member from an alternate dimension is present

Errors will remain until said entity has been relocated and or placed back into their correct locations

Errors may include:
Shifting water flows. Alterations in the nature of glass. Tearing in the atmosphere. Orbital abnormalities. Bricks of granite appearing in randomized locations. Walls forming on shorelines. Feelings of unease. Realization. Feeling like you are escaping. Changes in gravity. Temporary loss of object permanence. Association. Large objects in the sky. Transitional confusion. Fog. Modifications in sentience. Abnormal weather patterns. Dissolution. Loss of verisimilitude. Random generations. Personalization. Distant buzzing and or humming. And shifts in the day-night cycle

It is vital that you remain indoors until all entities have been emigrated. If you make direct eye contact with any unknown anomalies, immediately report to your ----- provider with time and location and avoid any further interactions. Avoid entrances and remain indoors until the ----- has instructed otherwise. Close, lock, and barricade all doors or openings in your home and do not look outside until regulations have been lifted."