Prant

When I'm about to get in some pants
You know I'd rather just take the chance
What if I get hemmed with an STD?
Burning sensation whenever I pee
Warts on my dong, do you wanna see?
So what? The clinic's always free
I'll go there and I'll get a shot
Sure to fix whatever I've got
Now my cock's no longer dripping snot
And I kinda' like the Q-tip, actually