Prank Call To Cobalt Cafe

Cobalt."
Yeah, wassup, uh, nigga
I was uh plannin' on uh playin with my rap band uh somewhere
And we heard about the Cobalt Cafe
Thought it'd be a tit out place to play, and so, I was thinkin
What's up with that?
"Uh, hang on a second"
Alright
"Yeah, won't you call back, uh, tomorrow at six?"
Yeah, well 'bout six o'clock
We be practicin' and shit, ya know, like
I was just wantin' to know, you know
If like, rap bands 'n stuff were allowed in that place 'n stuff
Cause we really, like ya know, rap the house off 'n stuff
Ya know, we call, ya know, we light fires 'n stuff, 'n stuff like that
Ya know, and throw records at people's heads 'n shit, you know
We call, yeah, people like us, we got a catchy name
We call "Show Me Your Titz" 'n stuff like dat, you know like
They really into our music 'n stuff
People dance around the place naked with their (laughter) hello?
I don't see what's so funny about our rap music, homeboy
Homeboy, whats you laughin at?
"That's funny"
You, you would shit in your pants if you seen us play
We rap the house off, muthafucker like
We seriously break some fuckin' shit nigga
We kick some ass home-boy
"Really?"
We badasses, bitch. We called "Show Me Your Titz"
"Hmmm. Interesting."
Yeah, we...
"We'll yeah, you should..."
Dave, we talked to Dave
Called back and talk to Dave
Cause this's Tito in the house, wassup dude, wassup?
"Hang on a second."
"Hello?"
Yeah wassup dude, this Dave?
"No."
Dave, wassup?
"No, Dave's not in."
Oh hey, who dis?
"What?"
Who dis?
"This is Ryan"
Ryan?
"Ryan."
Wassup dude? This is Tito in da house, whaduuuuuup. Y
O wassup dude, I want to get my, my rap band in there
"Show Me Your Titz"
"Yeah, you got to call back tomorrow dude."
'Bout what time?
"6 o'clock."
Aww man, "Show Me Your Titz" is performing tomorrow night
"What's that?"
We're performing, my band, "Show Me Your Titz"
That's what we called
"Show me the tits?"
Yeah, "Show Me Your Titz."
"Show me your tits. (laughing)"
Yeah
"Wonderful."
We badass muthafuckers
We break some records over people's heads 'n stuff on a turntable
And slap it on our asses and juicy fruits, ya know
We come, we crazy people man, wassup dude
We bring it down from the south side to the prizzo(?)
It's crazy like that homeboy, you see how it is in the hood growin' up
Muthafucka. You know how it is, right?
"Yeah."
We all good like that
"Yeah, I know."
We also talk about Jesus and stuff like that, we all good, homeboy
"Look bud, you gotta call back, I'm really busy right now."
Alright man
I'll talk to Dave or Chris or whoever the fuck that muthafucka is tomorrow
Tell him that um, "Show Me Your Titz" will be in there, soon as possible
"Okay."
"Ah, tit out."