Practically Wasted

[Verse 1]
I'm practically wasted from the neck down
I was hoping you would carry me home again
My skin's getting tasty from the sweat now
It is bitter but it's better if you are a friend

[Hook]
And you will lap it up now, up now
Sideways, oh sideways
And you can lap it up now, up now
Sideways, oh sideways

[Chorus]
I will never see you again
I'll never be you again
And I won't have to pretend, oh no
I've been thinking of you again
Now I've been drinking again

[Verse 2]
I'm practically naked from the waist down
I was hoping you would dress me back up as a doll
And show me back up to all the patrons
They are here, but they're barely l-listening at all

[Hook]
And they will lap it up now, up now
Sideways, oh sideways
And you will lap it up now, up now
Sideways, oh sideways

[Chorus]
I will never see you again
I'll never be here again
And I won't have to pretend, oh no
I've been thinking of you again
Now I've been drinking again

[Bridge]
I keep thinking of you
I've been drinking with you
I've been thinking of you again
Oh no
I've been thinking of you
I've been drinking with you

(I've been thinking about going on a hunt)

[Hook]
Lap, lap
You can lap it up sideways
On Fridays
You can lap it up now sideways
You can lap it up now, up now
You can lap it up
Now sideways
And you can lap it up now Fridays
And you can lap it up now, up now
You can lap it up
Woah