Potatoes & Molasses

[Verse 1]
Oh, potatoes and molasses
If you want some, oh, just ask us
They're warm and soft, like puppies and socks
Filled with cream and candy rocks

[Verse 2]
Oh, potatoes and molasses
They're so much sweeter than algebra class
If your stomach is grumblin' and your mouth starts mumblin'
There's only one thing to keep your brain from crumblin'

[Verse 3]
Oh, potatoes and molasses
If you can't see 'em, put on your glasses
They're shiny and large like a fisherman's barge
You know you've had enough when you start seein' stars

[Verse 4]
Oh, potatoes and molasses
It's the only thing left on your task list
They're short and stout, they'll make everyone shout
For potatoеs and molasses
For potatoes and—