Pornstar

In a dive bar off of First Ave
I met my lover
She was my worse half
Forgot the first half
But I remember birthdays like its a trick
I like how your brain works
But I don't get it
Fall for the same jerk
Don't like how they work
Because I love you
I never told you, and I wish I did
'Cause I never go first
Wish I did because I never go first
On the phone when I was tryin' to rehearse
Getting drunk at my grandma's wake
Then refusing to drink on my twenty-first
And loving him when hе's the fucking worst
Well that's a goddamn shame

And I had a moustachе
You said to shave it
Looked like a pornstar
Said you couldn't take it
Well so I shaved it
And stood there crying in the mirror for hours looking like a bitch

I had my highwaters on
Standing there smoking, outside a dive bar
Right near Hoboken
The night was freezing
You were wearing my parka
And asked me if I ever even tried my jeans on
'Cause they were too short
Tried my jeans on 'cause they were too short
If you could lean on me at the airport
If you could freak on me at the big dance
When you were mean to me at the resort
When you were {?} to me at the sea port
{?}

I had a moustache
Felt like a pornstar