Porno Shop

Johnny has a dream to make the scene
Where all he has to do is make young girls scream
Unbuckling his belt will surely make them melt
Turning butter into cream

For now, he's an unknown who's content to take orders
Stocking magazines, turning fives into quarters
Soon he'll make them see that he's got what it takes
When they get a look at his fourteen-inch snake

He's got a job in a porno shop
Where he mops up for free
Oh, it may suck now, but he knows somehow
He'll see his face on a TV screen

Each day, he drags a mop across the sticky peep show floor
Knowing all the time that there has to be more
Noting all the scenes from his favorite magazines
Starring girls he so adores

For now, he's an unknown who's content to take orders
Stocking magazines, turning fives into quarters
Soon he'll make them see that he's got what it takes
When they get a look at his fourteen-inch snake

He's got a job in a porno shop
Where he mops up for free
Oh, it may suck now, but he knows somehow
He'll see his face on a TV screen

Oh, he's got a job in a porno shop
Where he mops up for free
Oh, it may suck now, but he knows somehow
He'll see his face on a TV screen