Porch Pirate

[Intro]
(Damn, JakeSand)

[Verse]
Up early, catch a package, I'm a porch pirate
ShittyBoyz, DogShit Militia, what you know 'bout it?
If that shit ain't got you lookin' Asian, it is not exotic
I can have 'em campin' at your house until you come up out it
Bend her over, make her think I'm tryna break the bed frame
Talkin' down, but when I'm around, they won't say a thing
You don't really want no smoke, stick to Mary Jane
Let 'em keep hatin', it just add fuel to the flame
Any time you speakin' on me, make sure it's facts
Bloody-ass shoes from the nights I pulled down my bag
He a lame, he claimin' hoods he ain't never at
I was feelin' likе Serena when I got a rack
I can show you how it's donе and how it gotta go
You ain't gotta tell me I'm the shit 'cause I already know
Red flags, she all in her picks droppin' four
Heard you gettin' smacked in the neck and sent to the store
Can't nobody say, "I remember Dee was gettin' whores"
Don't you hate a old head that try to hog the torch?
Been quit hoopin', but been ballin' since I left the court
Caught his ass goin' to his shift and got straight to work
Too authentic, that's why she let me hit it
Head in the game, can't let them knock me off my pivot
Turn the song off, he cappin' like a fitted
You wanna play past me, I'm tryna go and get it
He don't want no beef, I have him pop up like an ad
It's her first time, I told her only take half
You won't see me out, I'm probably somewhere in my bag
Gettin' rich then I'm disappearin' like a dad
When I say I gave Stan a punch, I ain't jab
You the type to see your niggas losin' and be glad
Can't believe you did that, that shit is sad
Caught my white boy and have him slidin' off a dab