Popcorn & Coke

Livin’ on popcorn and coke
They go together, it’s no joke
Try to deny it
But then you try it
It’s not good for you but your taste buds will adore you
Livin’ on popcorn and coke

Stayin’ up too late once again
I should’ve been in bed by ten
But I don’t wanna sleep my life away
John Adams said it, you can sleep in the grave
Stayin’ up too late once again

Why is everything that’s fun and tasty
Going to kill, kill or waste me
I don’t wanna forever if it means no fun
Think I’ll grab a soda, live life on the run

Livin’ on popcorn and coke
Watching Game of Thrones and MadTV
More fun than PBS it seems to me
I like to read good books but Hogan's Heroes's worth a look
Sometimes it's veg-out boob-tube time for me
Watching Game of Thrones and MadTV

Why is everything that’s fun and tasty
Going to kill, kill or waste me
I don’t wanna forever if it means no fun
Think I’ll grab a soda, live life on the run
Livin’ on popcorn and coke

Eatin’ a burger medium rare
Coronary’s coming, I don’t care
It tastes delicious and someone else will do the dishes
It’s all so unhealthy, that’s so unfair
Eatin’ a burger medium rare

Why is everything that’s fun and tasty
Going to kill, kill or waste me
I don’t wanna forever if it means no fun
Think I’ll grab a soda, live life on the run
Livin’ on popcorn and coke

Health sucks, health sucks, health sucks, health sucks
I don't want another fuckin' salad!
Yeah!