Poor Poor Pitiful Me (Preludes)

[Intro]
Yeah!
Hey!

[Verse 1]
Well, I met a girl from the Vieux Carré
Down in Yokahama
She picked me up, she throwed me down
I said, "Please don't hurt me, mama"
Well, I lay my head on the railroad tracks
And wait for the Double "E"
But the railroad don't run no more
Poor, poor pitiful me

[Chorus]
Poor, poor pitiful me
Poor, poor pitiful me
These young girls won't let me be
Lord have mercy on me
Woe is me

[Post-Chorus]
Yeah, woo
Yeah!

[Verse 2]
Well, I met a girl in West Hollywood
I ain't naming names
But she rеally worked me over good
Shе was just like Jesse James
She really worked me over good
She was a credit to her gender
She put me through some changes, Lord
Sort of like a Waring blender

[Chorus]
Poor, poor pitiful me
Poor, poor pitiful me
These young girls won't let me be
Lord have mercy on me
Woe is me
Poor, poor pitiful me
Poor, poor pitiful me
These young girls won't let me be
Lord have mercy on me
Woe is me

[Outro]
Oh, woo
Huh
Hey!