Poor Poor Pitiful Me (NIC)

[Intro]
Maybe you've heard this before, maybe you haven't

[Verse 1]
Well, I lay my head on the railroad tracks
And wait on the Double "E"
The railroad don't run no more
Poor, poor pitiful me

[Chorus]
Poor, poor pitiful me
Poor, poor pitiful me
These young girls won't let me be
Lord have mercy on me
Woe is me

[Verse 2]
Well, I met a girl in West Hollywood
I ain't naming names
But she really worked me over good
She was just like Jesse James
She really worked me over good
She was a credit to her gender
She put me through some changes, Lord
Sort of like a Waring blender

[Chorus]
Poor, poor pitiful me
Poor, poor pitiful me
These young girls won't let me be
Lord have mercy on me
Woe is me
Waddy

[Instrumental Break]

[Chorus]
Poor, poor pitiful me
Poor, poor pitiful me
These young girls won't let me be
Lord have mercy on me
Woe

[Verse 3]
I met a girl from the Vieux Carré
Down in Yokahama
She picked me up and she shot me down
Ain't gonna sing the dirty lyrics, but okay

[Chorus]
Poor, poor pitiful me, woo!
Poor, poor pitiful me
Yeah
Yeah
Poor, poor, poor me
Poor, poor pitiful me
Poor, poor, poor me
Poor, poor pitiful me
Waddy

[Instrumental Break]

[Outro]
Woo