Poor Man’s Dream

Chorus:
I'd learn to do karate
Take down the Illuminati
I'd drive a Bugatti
I'd have a perfect body
I'd have jokes that were funny
A swimming pool full of honey
Every day would be sunny
If I had more money

Verse 1:
If I had more cash, I'd buy a batmobile
And I would only go to work on the days that I feel
But I'd be real buff, because I'd have a machine
To move my arms in giant circles while I watch TV
I'd have a giant house, with a studio
And for ice cream, I'd have a giant bowl
And in the floor, there'd be a giant hole
To drop to the basement on a fireman's pole
And in my lair I'd have an elevator to go to mars
And I'm sick of pop music, and tired of chasing cars
All the girls would think I'm totally stunning
Utterly funny
If I just had money

Verse 2:
I'd build a rocket ship, and I'd fly to outer space
I'd be like snoopy, and I'd be a flying ace
I'd ditch my Vans at the Wal-mart, and I'd buy those Gucci Shoes
I'd play the sports I'm no good at, and I'd know I'd never lose
Never have to buy another lottery card
Every person in the world will see me as a star
Buying private jets, instead of buying cars
Everybody in the world, will know who we are