Andrew Lloyd Webber
Andrew Lloyd Webber
Andrew Lloyd Webber & & Patrick Wilson & Emmy Rossum
Emmy Rossum, Jennifer Ellison & Gerard Butler
Andrew Lloyd Webber
Gerald Butler & Emmy Rossum
Gerard Butler
Andrew Lloyd Webber
Gerald Butler & Emmy Rossum
Andrew Lloyd Webber
Andrew Lloyd Webber
Gerard Butler, Patrick Wilson & Emmy Rossum
Emmy Rossum & Patrick Wilson
Gerard Butler, Patrick Wilson & Emmy Rossum
Andrew Lloyd Webber
Andrew Lloyd Webber
Andrew Lloyd Webber
Emmy Rossum
Andrew Lloyd Webber
Andrew Lloyd Webber
Andrew Lloyd Webber
Andrew Lloyd Webber
Andrew Lloyd Webber
Andrew Lloyd Webber
Minnie Driver
[CONFIDANTE]
They say that this youth has set my Lady's heart aflame!
[1st FOP]
His Lordship, sure, would die of shock
[2nd FOP]
His Lordship is a laughingstock!
[CONFIDANTE]
Should he suspect her, God protect her!
[ALL THREE]
Shame! Shame! Shame!
This faithless lady's bound for Hades!
Shame! Shame! Shame!
[CARLOTTA as Countess]
Serafimo—your disguise is perfect
[A knock at the door]
Why, who can this be?
[DON ATTILIO]
Gentle wife, admit your loving husband
My love—I am called to England on affairs of State
And must leave you with your new maid
(spoken aside)
Though I would happily take the maid with me
[COUNTESS, spoken aside]
The old fool is leaving!
(sung)
Serafimo—away with this pretence!
You cannot speak—but kiss me in my husband's absence!
Poor fool, he makes me laugh!
Hahahahahaha...
Time I tried to get a better better half!
[COUNTESS & ENSEMBLE]
Poor fool, he doesn't know!
Hohohohohoho...
If he knew the truth, he'd never, ever go!
[PHANTOM'S VOICE, spoken]
Did I not instruct that Box Five was to be kept empty?
[MEG, spoken (backstage)]
He's here: the Phantom of the Opera
[CHRISTINE, spoken]
It's him
[CARLOTTA, spoken]
Your part is silent, little toad!
[PHANTOM, spoken]
A toad, madame? Perhaps it is you who are the toad...
[CARLOTTA as Countess]
Serafimo, away with this pretence!
You cannot speak, but kiss me in my—!
[CARLOTTA croaks]
Poor fool, he makes me laugh
Hahahahaha!
Haha—
[CARLOTTA croaks repeatedly]
[CARLOTTA, spoken]
Mother! [?]
[FIRMIN, spoken]
Ladies and gentlemen, we apologize. The performance will continue in ten minutes' time... when the role of the Countess will be played by Miss Daaé. Thank you
[ANDRE, spoken]
Meanwhile, we'd like to give you the ballet from Act Three of tonight's opera
[Instrumental interlude]
[Screams]
[RAOUL, spoken]
Are you alright?
[CHRISTINE, spoken]
Raoul, we're not safe here
[FIRMIN, spoken]
Ladies and gentlemen, please remain in your seats. Do not panic. It's simply an accident... an accident...
Poor Fool, He Makes Me Laugh/Il Muto was written by Andrew Lloyd Webber & Charles Hart & Richard Stilgoe.
Poor Fool, He Makes Me Laugh/Il Muto was produced by Andrew Lloyd Webber & Nigel Wright.
Andrew Lloyd Webber released Poor Fool, He Makes Me Laugh/Il Muto on Tue Nov 23 2004.