Poop Is Not Funny

[Verse 1]
I’m not sure if everybody’s really tellin’ the truth
‘Cause everything is kinda funny if ya throw in some poop
I’m not talkin’ ‘bout the people that died
‘Cause that kinda sucks
But what if the buildings were a big fuckin’ butt full of poop

Like what if everybody survived an al-Qaeda’s plan
Was foiled by Bill the Human Fly Guy
Yeah, yeah, that would be pretty funny, yeah

[Chorus]
Hey, who said poop’s not funny
Hey, who said poop’s not funny
I can’t trust you if you don’t laugh at poop
So i say, hey, who says poop’s not funny
Not me

[Verse 2]
Those who scoff when you talk about shit
They’re not being realistic about it
‘Cause in math class, we were taught that denial is a river in penis

It seems that it has bled over
Like poopin’ on a four-leaf clover
Uh, look at that motherfucker squirm

And then I’m like, yeah
Now I am doin’ the worm, yeah

[Chorus]
Hey, who said poop’s not funny
Hey, who said poop’s not funny
I can’t trust you if you don’t laugh at poop
So i say, hey, who says poop’s not funny
Not me
Yeah
Woo

Hey, who said poop’s not funny
Hey, who said poop’s not funny
I can’t trust you if you don’t laugh at poop
So i say, hey, who says poop’s not funny
Not me