Poop by Candlelight

Poop, poop, poop by candlelight
Poop, poop, poop by candlelight
Poop, poop, poop, poop, poop by candlelight

Oh-whoa-oh-oh-oh, so romantic
Oh-whoa-oh-oh-oh, I'm enchanted
By poop, poop, poop, poop, poop by candlelight
(Poop, poop, poop by candlelight)
(Poop, poop, poop by candlelight)

I can't be bothered with fluorescence
Or halogens or incandescence
Bulbs simply can't get it done
The shade stays down, can't use the moon or the sun

Ooh, ooh, ooh, my poop is steaming
Ooh, ooh, ooh, but it is gleaming
Poop, poop, poop, poop, poop by candlelight
Whoa-oh-oh-oh

Face the facts
The poop smell's gonna overwhelm the wax
Whatever scent it has
It can't compete with my gas
Whoa-oh, whoa-oh

Poop, poop, poop by candlelight
Poop, poop, poop by candlelight
Poop, poop, poop, poop, poop by candlеlight