[Intro]
Pour up (Drank), head shot (Drank)
Sit down (Drank), stand up (Drank)
Pass out (Drank), wake up (Drank)
Faded (Drank), faded (Drank)
[Verse 1]
Now I done grew around some people living their life in Hazbin
Akuma had that Angel Dust, Keithsu had the anime
YouTube algorithm was pushing Hazbin onto me
So I figured I’d watch it, I was bored anyways
But I was in a dark mood loud tunes, looking to make a vow soon
That I'ma get messed up, motherfucka cup, I see the crowd move
Changin' by the minute and then Hazbin on repeat
Took a sip, then another sip, and then S.B. said to me
[Chorus]
Taaru why you babysittin' only two or three seconds?
I'ma show you how to turn it up a notch
First you get a whole pool of Helluva Boss, then you dive in it
Pool of Hеlluva Boss, then you dive in it
I wave a fеw ICE bottles, then everyone flocks
All the girls wanna play Baywatch
I got a whole pool of Helluva Boss and they dive in it
Pool of Helluva Boss I'ma dive in it
[Bridge]
Pour up (Drank), head shot (Drank)
Sit down (Drank), stand up (Drank)
Pass out (Drank), wake up (Drank)
Faded (Drank), faded (Drank)
[Verse 2]
Okay, now open your mind up and listen to me Taaru
I am your conscience if you do not hear then you will be history Taaru
I know that you’re nauseous right now and I’m hoping to lead you to victory Taaru
If I watch another episode I’m taking my choice and abusing my limit
I think I’m feeling the vibe, I abandoned BFDI
I think I’m seeing the sky, I think I’m seeing the sky
I think I see the light at the end of the tunnel
Man this show is so cringe but I can’t stop watching it
So I wonder what’s gonna happen
[Chorus]
Taaru why you babysittin' only two or three seconds?
I'ma show you how to turn it up a notch
First you get a whole pool of Helluva Boss, then you dive in it
Pool of Helluva Boss, then you dive in it
I wave a few ICE bottles, then everyone flocks
All the girls wanna play Baywatch
I got a whole pool of Helluva Boss and they dive in it
Pool of Helluva Boss I'ma dive in it
[Pre-Bridge]
Pour up (Drank), head shot (Drank)
Sit down (Drank), stand up (Drank)
Pass out (Drank), wake up (Drank)
Faded (Drank), faded (Drank)
[Bridge]
I ride, you ride, bang
One chopper, 100 shots, bang
Hop out, do you bang?
Two chopper, 200 shots, bang
I ride, you ride, bang
One chopper, 100 shots, bang
Hop out, do you bang?
Two chopper, 200 shots, bang
[Chorus]
Taaru why you babysittin' only two or three seconds?
I'ma show you how to turn it up a notch
First you get a whole pool of Helluva Boss, then you dive in it
Pool of Helluva Boss, then you dive in it
I wave a few ICE bottles, then everyone flocks
All the girls wanna play Baywatch
I got a whole pool of Helluva Boss and they dive in it
Pool of Helluva Boss I'ma dive in it
[Outro]
Pour up (Drank), head shot (Drank)
Sit down (Drank), stand up (Drank)
Pass out (Drank), wake up (Drank)
Faded (Drank), faded (Drank)
[Bridge to Verse 3]
To be honest I gotta admit this was so fucking cringe, another good song ruined by LuckyTaaru
(Pool of Helluva Boss and they viiiibe in it, i-in it)
(Why you baby sit-)
Why is there a black car outside
(Cuz no girls gonna play- play- play)
Hold up, is that fucking (BEEP), the fuck?
(I gotta whole pool of Helluva Boss and they die in it)
[Verse 3: LuckyTaaru]
All I have in life is my new appetite for failure
And I’m clowning around on Discord, tell me do that sound familiar
If it do then you’re like S.B
Making excuses that your relief is in the bottom, of Hazbin
And the green is indo leaf
As the window opens I release everything that can roll inside of me
I see you joking, why you laugh, don’t you feel bad
I’ll probably sleep and never ever wake up, never ever wake up
Never ever wake up, in God I trust
But then there’s Friday Night Funkin’