Pooki (XÔX Post Mortem Nightmare Episodes 6)

Dream.. oww.. owww.. owwwww..

Spooki: bitch shut up damn who am I diddy?

Dream: Sorry Spooki it just really hurts..

Spooki: no shit it hurts I pacciacco'd your ass

Poppi: more like May weather, why did you just wail on her like that spooki

Spooki: fight or flight poppi! I’m the fight and your the flight

Poppi: spooki thats not what it.. Ugh

Spooki: Look what do you want me to do?! kiss it to make it feel better?!

Dream: *Gasp* REALLY?! YES!!!

Poppi: Um Fuck no, Not with a killer around.. or at all for the sake of Azariah's reputation

Spooki: oh Yeah good call

Dream: awww..

Poppi: still atleast hes alive, but mummys almost here, and it’s only a matter of time before she sees something

Spooki: right so what do we do?!

Poppi: Darlings, *clicks boxing gloes* We have to fight

Spooki: HELL YEAH poppi i knew your grow some balls

poppi: I’ll admit I was scared, but now I’m growing quite frustrated with the ordeal

Spooki: feel the rageeeee Poppi! See that’s my sister!

Poppi: besides I broke my nail trying to open the door that popper is going to pay

Dream: that.. popper..

Spooki: shes British

Poppi: what you don’t like my accent ?!

Dream: no! I just don’t understand..??

Poppi: understand what! it’s regular English , go on then let’s make fun of it because British funny haha? Right?!

Dream: no that’s not what I meant

Poppi: yeah well konichiwa why are you so smarter than everybody?!

Dream: um..im not Japanese

Spooki: yeah poppi how could you be so insensitive

Poppi’s: uh..my apologies darling, I’m in quite the bad mood… and feeling warm..
*collapse*

Spooki: Poppi!! The fuck!!

*poppi floor*

Poppi: spooki i don’t feel so good

*look up spooki and dream*

No shit you just hit your head on the hard ass floor

Dreamer: w..what’s wrong with her?!

Spooki: b-plot

Dream: what?!

Spooki: I mean she’s feverish!!

Spooki: wake up poppi:

Poppi Pocessed as Mr Johnson : i am awake

*AHHHH!! (Spooki and dream]

Poppi: Your such a fool.. foolish little girls..

Spooki: holy fuck that voice doesn’t match

Dream: spooki!!! *annoyed*

Spooki: sorry

Poppi: you will learn Yumiko.. you all will.. especially you POOKI.. (HAHAHAH)

Spooki: *pulls out gun*

Spooki: keep that word out your fucking mouth!

Poppi: your gonna shoot me spooki?!

Spooki: POPPI!! Oh shit..

Demon poppi: make your choice Yumiko..

Demon poppi: shoot me your lovely sister or yourself..

Spooki: I WOULDNT fucking do either that

*gun aims at her*

Spooki: dammit this script!

Dream: spooki don’t do it!!!

Poppi: tiktok POOKI tiktok tiktok

Spooki: shut UPP!! I’ll never kill myself over you!

Poppi: oh ?!

Spooki: You washed up Pasty Mole rat freak.

spooki: GET THE FUCK OUT MY SISTER!!!!!

*she shoots*

*richsheetes off YUMI'S shield*

Spooki: Huh?!!

*spooki Looks up*

*yumi throws shield*

YÛMI: what the BLOODY HELL IS GOING ON HERE!!

Spooki: Mommmmm Mr Johnson tried to rape usssssss-a!!!

YÛMI: WHAT?! IS THIS FUCKING TRUE!!? WHY ARE YOU IN MY DAUGHTERS ROOM

MR JOHNSON: I just cooked them cookies!! That’s all *Chokes*

YUMI: DID I OR DID I NOT TELL YOU THEIR ROOMS ARE STRICTLY OFF LIMITS! AND SPOOKI CANT EVEN EAT CHOCOLATE! SHES ALLERGIC!

MR JOHNSON: UM WELL I..

*YÛMI Kicks him out* OUT!

Yûmi: YOU ARE FIRED, AND YOUR NOT GETTING PAID! LET ME SEE YOU NEAR MY BABIES AGAIN & ILL BLOW YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF

*slam door*

Mr Johnson *blasted twins. I will have you one day.I

*Officer Saul cuffs him*

Officer Saul: YEAH BUDDY tell it to the judge

MR JOHNSON: YOU'RE ARRESTING ME?! BUT I HAVENT EVEN DONE ANYTHING

Officer Saul: Having Solicit relations with Minors is against the law Creepshow

Officer Saul: That includes all documentation

Mr JOHNSON: DRAT. curse me and my short term memory.. who are you again?!

Officer Saul: Get to stepping

YÛMI: Babies i am so sorry for leaving you here with that AWFUL monster

Poppi: it’s okay mommy you saved me!!

SPOOKI: wait you mean pedophile right ?!

YÛMI: Yes Spooki That Pedophile, could you ever forgive me

Spooki: Could you ever leave us home alone without people watching us

YÛMI: No spooki.. I worry

Spooki: well mom i guess I don’t forgive you then

YÛMI: oh look an extra Joint in my pocket branded .. YOUR

Spooki: YOUR WEED?! GIVE IT!

YÛMI: oh but you don’t forgive me guess I’ll smoke it alone tonight

Spooki: ok ok i forgive you mom !! please Give ittt!!

*hands it to her*

Spooki: N i c e!

*Yûmi smacks it out of spooki's hand*

Spookis Ow what the fuck

YÛMI: (((Your))) Grounded

*bu dm tss*

*LAUGH TRACK*

Spooki: hey when this shitty laugh track get in here?!

Spooki: stop laughing at meee!!

Spooki: Stoppppp-AH!

Spooki: Mom tell them to stop ahh!!

YÛMI: My Poppi And Spooki