Pon Dis Yah Dick

[Intro]
You ready fi mi baby (yeah)
Mi want you bubble yah mi gyal because you pussy fulla buff
Gyal you have di wine weh make man hood stand up
When me push it in you cock it up, you back it up

[Chorus]
Yu fi tock and you fi tick and boom flick pon dis yah dick
You fi hop and you fi make a skip pon me cocky tip
You fi turn and you fi twist and mek me give you breast a kiss
But me ano catholic, no alcoholic, so mi nuh lick

[Verse 1]
Come sen on the pussy make me show you how fi manage it
Doctor haffi bandage it when me finish damage it
You is acting like a giant so me make you a midget
Wid mi cocky with di curve weh bend you up like a digit
Cause if you a penicillin mi diabetic
If you ah anesthetic me a di paramеdic
From you land inna mi bed you get cocky till you sick
Bout you neva comе a my yard fi pussy, a trick

[Chorus]
Yuh fi hop and you fi skip and boom flick pon dis yah dick
Yuh fi turn and you fi make a flick pon me cocky tip
You fi turn and you fi twist and mek me give you breast a kiss
But me ano catholic, no alcoholic, so mi nuh (wah?) lick
Hop and you fi skip and boom flick pon dis yah dick
Yuh fi turn and you fi make a flick pon me cocky tip
You fi turn and you fi twist and mek me give you breast a kiss
But me ano alcoholic so mi nuh

[Verse 2]
She say him can't wuk so she don't give a damn
She ago do him like weh Eve do Adam
When him ask har a who breed har because ano him she just tell him say a Satan
Him love watch har like television
Nah give no john what a gay decision
Mi no see him tune into Def Comedy Jam
But as she ready fi go out him turn video man

[Chorus]
Tock and you fi tick and boom flick pon dis yah dick
You fi hop and you fi make a skip pon me cocky tip
You fi turn and you fi twist and mek me give you breast a kiss
But me ano alcoholic, no catholic, so mi nuh (wah) lick
Tock and you fi tick and boom flick pon dis yah dick
You fi rail and you fi mek a flip pon me cocky tip
You fi turn and you fi twist and make me give yuh breast a kiss
But me ano alcoholic, no catholic, mi nah go lick

[Verse 1]
Come sen on the pussy make me show you how fi manage it
Doctor haffi bandage it when me finish damage it
You is acting like a giant so me make you a midget
Wid mi cocky like a curve weh bend you up like a digit
Yeah, if you a paramedic, me a anesthetic
And if you a penicillin mi a diabetic
Bout you neva come a my yard fi cocky, gyal you get trick
So just boom flick pon wah

[Chorus]
Yuh fi hop and you fi skip and boom flick pon dis yah dick
Yuh fi turn and you fi make a flick pon me cocky tip
You fi turn and you fi twist and mek me give you breast a kiss
But me ano catholic, no alcoholic, so mi nuh (wah?) lick
Hop and you fi skip and boom flick pon dis yah dick
Yuh fi turn and you fi make a flick pon me cocky tip
You fi turn and you fi twist and mek me give you breast a kiss
But me ano alcoholic so mi nuh