Pomona (Shit Happens)

Fuck-fuck-fuck-fuck

Welcome in my car
I don't know where the fuck we are
(What does that sign say?)
Fucking Pomona! (Again?)
Let's shake it off, let's get some coffee
(A tall espresso, easy vanilla, extra ice, no cream, no fucking cream!)

Oh shit, look at my best friend, it's happening again
The fucking car won't start
What do I even have a Corvette for?
I don't fucking know
Call a cab all the way back to LA
My phone is dead
FUCK! So is mine
Fuck it let's walk anyway...
Good 'cause we all know you need those extra steps
(What in the world happened last night?)

We drank it all, we smoked it all
We danced it off till the boys went home
We lost the keys, we found the cause, got summer jobs
(At least I think so)

Fuck, fuck, fuck
Fuck-fuck-fuck-fuck
Fuck, fuck, fuck
Fuck-fuck-fuck-fuck

Shit, shit, shit
Shit-shit-shit-shit
Fuck, fuck, fuck
Fuck-fuck-fuck-fuck

(Please tell me your remember something)

I upgrade my neuro-processor and check my pineal gland
I got myself some ass implants and even got a tan (It's Friday again)
Here comes that dipshit Jimmy and his stupid fucking Jeep
(Hey bitches, want a ride?)
(Not if we have to do what we did last time
I hate Monopoly!)

Woah, my God, no
You got a tattoo
(Wait dude, so did you)
What? What is it?
(It says Jimmy, what does mine say?)
It says Jimmy
No, God, Jimmy

No
Fuck
Fuck
Not Jimmy
Fuck

(Why does this always happen to us?)

We drank it all, we smoked it all
We danced it off till the boys went home
We lost the keys, we found the cause, got summer jobs
(At least I think so)

Fuck, fuck, fuck
Fuck you, Jimmy
Fuck, fuck, fuck
Fuck you, Jimmy

Shit, shit, shit
Shit on Jimmy
Fuck, fuck, fuck
Fuck you, Jimmy

Pomona
Fuckin' Pomona
Always Pomona
Fuckin' Pomona

(Can somebody tell me what the fuck is going on?)
(Dude, fuck if I know)