Poker Polka

[H.C., NOAH & JIM]
Well, come on out and play a little poker
Play a little blackjack, spit-in-the-ocean
Come on out and play a little high-low
Why don't you come and have some fun?

[FILE]
Must admit I'm pretty good at poker
Seems I got a poker face
Must admit I'm pretty good at bluffin'
When I get that extra ace

[H.C., NOAH & JIM]
Oh, sure is nice to play a little poker
Take a little chance and shoot the moon

[FILE]
But once I start, I just can't stop
Until I'm broke and so
I gave up poker long ago

[NOAH, spoken]
You did, huh?

[FILE, spoken]
Sure did, Noah

[JIM, spoken]
Well

[H.C., NOAH & JIM]
Come on out and do a little two-step
Do a little foxtrot, kick up a rumpus
Come on out and do a little polka
Why don't you come and have some fun?

[FILE]
Must admit I'm pretty good at dancin'
Seems my feet know what to do
Must admit I'm pretty good at movin'
When I've had a drink or two

[H.C., NOAH & JIM]
Oh, sure is nice to do a little polka
Do a little kick and one-two-three

[FILE]
But when I dance, my feet swell up
And since they get so sore
I don't go dancin' anymore

[JIM, spoken]
You don't, huh?

[FILE, spoken]
Not if I can help it, Jim

[JIM, spoken]
Well

[NOAH, spoken]
Well

[NOAH]
Come on out and eat a little beefsteak

[JIM]
Eat a little ice cream

[H.C.]
Fresh pickled pigfeet

[H.C., NOAH & JIM]
Come on out and eat a little chili
Why don't you come and have some lunch?

[FILE]
Nothin' I like any more than eatin'
Now you're reachin' me all right!
I can use a twenty-pound beefsteak
Just to whet my appetite

[FILE, H.C., NOAH & JIM]
Oh, sure is nice to eat a little chili
Eat a little mess of turnip greens

[FILE]
When I eat, it makes me sleep
And then I start to snore
So I don't go to many picnics
I don't do much fancy dancin'
I don't play much poker anymore!