[Verse 1]
I caught a shiny Gyarados, outside the Lake of Rage
I've battled for a decade, but I never seem to age
I just knocked out a Mewtwo, after I forgot to save
And all I see is Zubat, every time I'm in a cave
I can't evolve some guys, because I have no friends to trade
My nation has free healthcare, but expensive lemonade
I battled Missingno and then I wrecked my Hall of Fame
And even my own grandpa doesn't remember my name
[Chorus]
I've got
PokéProblems
PokéProblems
PokéProblems
Everybody's got 'em
PokéProblems
PokéProblems
PokéProblems
Everybody's got 'em
Everybody's got 'em
[Verse 2]
I can't catch Entei, 'cause he always runs away
Rattata youngster Joey just keeps calling me all day
I fail at the Safari Zone with only rocks and bait
And how the heck are Skitty and Wailord supposed to mate?
I lost track on my stat count when I went to EV train
A gym leader used Full Restore and all his health regains
I don't have proper badges for my Charizard to behave
I have to turn a Pokémon into an HM-slave
[Chorus]
I've got
PokéProblems
PokéProblems
PokéProblems
Everybody's got 'em
PokéProblems
PokéProblems
PokéProblems
Everybody's got 'em
Everybody's got 'em
[Bridge]
Gyarados is a flying type
Scyther's wings aren't flying high
I try to catch a Graveler with timing, right?
But he ignites like he's dynamite
My paralyzed guys aren't fighting quite
Like they were before we battled lightning types
I'm inside a building, can't ride my bike
My love life's just like this Omanyte
Ash never got with Misty
An instant kill just hit me
Every time I wanna try to Fissure, I'm missing
I can never get the happiness for Blissey
These seem like little things, but it's just killing me
You can surf with Nidoking
It just makes me wanna sing!
[Chorus]
About my
PokéProblems
PokéProblems
PokéProblems
Everybody's got 'em
PokéProblems
PokéProblems
PokéProblems
Everybody's got 'em
Everybody's got 'em
Everybody's got 'em
#PokéProblems - A Song About Pain was written by JWittz.
#PokéProblems - A Song About Pain was produced by JWittz.
JWittz released #PokéProblems - A Song About Pain on Thu Jan 10 2013.