Pokemon Starters Rap Cypher

[Kanto Starters: ShueTube]
Check it, they saying I'm a Gen One-r
Funny, cause ain't no Gen has ever been funner
The best colors, Red and Blue, the best covers
Best starters, best stunners, best megas, best numbers
The single digits get the party started
My party's heartless, your party's garbage
Get picked apart then char the carcass
My bars the hardest, like Charizard is
Compared to every other fire starter
You could ever think to start with
Y'all need to park it
These other Gens are weak for sure
They'll never ever be elite enough to beat the Four
They try to beef with my trio, they'll meet my Venusaur
Hit 'em with that solar beam
Then I make 'em eat the floor
They'll need support, they'll probably have to ask Joy
"Hey, can you heal our Balls? We made a bad choice!"
You knew that ass would get handed
You losers trash that I'm bagging
I'll shoot your ass with the cannons, now meet my Blastoise

[Johto Starters: VI Seconds]
Stepped out as some gators for the drip
That's that water
End up full of holes like crocs, I'm ya falter
I'll alter ya face, boy you know my style
Dumb to talk with a big jaw like Totodile
Easy target, try to play me? Hit your heart
Buy your chick a Rita and you gon see your bae leave
Rollin' and I'm makin' big green, Meganium
The sweet smell comin' off the flower be the craziest
Lotta y'all speak heat but mine smokin'
Shoot, I send big fire back like Typhlosion
I'm coastin', big chopper, everything I spit proper
Every word comin' out the mothafuckin' quil? Lava
Ya shorty got low evasion, she ain't hard to hit
She want a journey, I show her these balls as a starter kit
On stream, make her scream while you quiver
'Cuz you watchin' from a window like Silver, nigga

[Hoenn Starters: PE$O PETE]
Yeah
If you messing with gang, liable to get gone
Switch lanes, speed boost with my fire kicks on
We might leave you in the mud, clips get drawn
Big stick, big arms, megastone in my palm
Cause a torrent
Way too much tree in my stash, I'mma florist
151 my dash, I'mma floor it
Blowin' big tree, yo shit weak like Florges
I don't need to fly, kick high, I'm soarin'
Watch my tone! And watch how I'm steppin'
So much drip, but I'm grounded while I'm flexin'
Guess that means that all that electric
Won't even bleed a drop out my message
Rock steady, FL like hell get hot
But the weather too wild, big step, Marshtomp
What I pick? Sceptile, watch 'em leave when he drop
Couple leaves like blades leave 'em cleaved when we crop

[Sinnoh Starters: DizzyEight]
4th Gen, outta Sinnoh
Y'all wanna copy the style but wasn't Ditto
Shell to his back I ain't talking Armadillo
If I ever black, I turn his dame to a widow
Turtwig, leave you in the dirt, kid
With your wig in the earth split out of service
In your era, Torterra brought more terror
When I'm on Terra, you not earth, you not better
Chimchar, I would leave you chumps charred
You ain't comin' with that flame, then you gettin' outbarred
I go ape with the flame, know when Eight in the game
Know it's fire off top, what I think is insane
You can't ride my wave, I be the nicest
King of the ocean, my crown be a trident
Yeah, I see your girl, think I'm cute with it
She can slide, catch a vibe, then it's deuce with it

[Unova Starters: G.Yee]
Okay, I'm ballin' like a Pignite
Every bar is gas too heated
Believe it
I'm going ham, you beef and it's gon end up in a fist fight
Another fire fighter, but slightly brighter
My Snivys tired of all these liars
They ain't Serperior to this guy
Oshawott are you doing?
These Gen 5 starters go stupid
The rest of y'all ain't get the invite
So when I move wit the crew
Don't get mad you can't Dewott I do
Look, check it out
First off, I'mma boss and I mean that
Hammer arm in the glove where I keep that
No belts in the whip, but I be strapped
So, you better buckle up now for that heat crash
I'm a Samurott, hoes gimme dome when I flow
You a goldfish, a bowl ain't a home to the goats
We the coldest, some beasts and it's over
You don't want none wit the three from Unova

[Kalos Starters: Mat4yo]
Bonjour, tell 'em where he's keeping score
That the kids who came from Mister Sycamore
Couldn't be sicker more
Whether it's a knight, a magician, or a ninja
You're getting deep sixed by the team screaming, "This is war!"
Meddling with ultimate weapons
Folks are surrendering the French way
Can't defend your kin against a Fennekin, you best pray
3D faves making 4D plays in this game like a Chespin, checkmate
Lick spittin' like a Greninja with the swiftness
Comin' in quick with this ninjutsu
Making a princess wanna kiss this
Kickin' it with that Ash guy, you don't need to XY
My Braixen acts are a thorn in your backside
Chesnaught, I'll tear your spine with this type of power
Delphox, your ears will light like a Fire Flower
By the sound of Body, Mind, Heart, Fighting, Psy, Dark
Rising higher than the Eiffel Tower in your final hour

[Alola Starters: Ham Sandwich]
Aloha to the Alola
Water on my body, no Primarina
I fold a nigga leave him leanin' the chopper
Hit like a Lariat, cleave 'em
Incineroar, I keep the heater on my waistband
Spinnin' through his block, I'm finna turn it to a wasteland
(He) Faker than a spray tan
(My) Rifle got the long reach
I stick 'em and I ghost and he floatin' like a Ribombee
Put a dot up on his face and he bluer than a Brionne be
On me
Ay and I'm stackin' all my star chips
Green on my mind, got me feelin' like a Dartrix
I been on the wave for a minute
I ain't stoppin' till I'm finished
Ice beamin' on my wrist, from the arctic
Ay, this a cypher, don't be askin' where the chorus at
I been evolvin' the fire, feel like a Torracat
And I been eyein' the throne, yeah, where Horus at
Yeah, I got my head up where the Sora at

[Galar Starters: Shao Dow]
I am mean, I am mean
Disrupt the scene, construct your team
Choose between a bunch of beasts
Enough to beat
Any 'mon in this blood sport of rock, paper, scissors
Pick an overgrown ape that can stick to the rhythm
A rampant rabbit that can kick through your innards
Or a smug newt evolved from a depressed lizard
Out in Galar, can't catch 'em all anymore, gotta catch half
Find me in the water type gym where the g'yal are
Time to act, call it Dynamax
Cinderace balls in the face and she's fine with that
Tap that drum like it's Rillaboom playin'
Inteleon fingers get the water works sprayin'
Ah
Gen 8, tell 'em we set the pace
When I step in the gym, make 'em respect the gains
These bede-y eyed bredders can't compete when I pop off
My starters will end ya, so you better hop off

[Pikachu & Eevee: Cam Steady]
This that, this that
Mascot rat
My dogs, we rats that blast off cats
The bad pack that y'all play the game for
Fuck a starter, now this the main course
The man adapts, the stats meets the team's needs
The type to please I be nice since Leaf Green
Step into the colosseum, all you sees me
Never gonna fall, you won't receive these EVs (Yo!)
Y'all need to level up to evolve the flow
While I'm balling on the spot, dripping in the stones
Let's go
Pull up on the foe, you don't want the damage
If you try to touch me, I'mma paralyze you from the static
I'm an addict when it comes to fire, Flareon
Got the heat winning league like the name's Lebron
Raichu, they just riding on the wave he's on
The face on the box, fuck your favorite mon
And that's that