Pokemon Song

The Rapper: I eat Pokemons with my evil teeth
I chill with my Pokemons under the Great Barrier Reef
As soon as I wake up
I grab my Pokemons
I’m gonna abandon them
Pikachu is coming after me
He’s gonna be chasing me till I’m twenty three
When am I ever gonna be free?
FROM THIS EVIL POKEMON!!!
SOMEBODY SAVE ME!!!
I see Charmander in the distance
As soon as I see him
I’m gone instantly
I chill with my Pokemons under the tree
HELP ME HELP YOU!
I’m trying to escape the Pokemon
He has his fangs around my throat
I’m trying to escape
I’m gonna choke
My Pokemons are broke
And it’s not a joke!
I don’t drink Coke
My Pokemons don’t wear a cloak.
ThePokemonman: I like Pokemon Go
One day Pokemons throw out of the window
Their packets of Doritos
They don’t listen to Despacito
They only listen to the T Series diss track
And eat expired Cheetos
Don’t diss Cheetos
Or I’ll be in your living room with my Pokemons eating Burritos
Singing Despacito oh yeah
I’ll be on the mountain
By the fountain
Countin’
The Rapper & ThePokemonman: My Pokemons never die
My Pokemons like Pewdiepie
My Pokemons have ten lives
My Pokemons have ten flies
My Pokemons sell meat pies
My Pokemons have free fries
My Pokemons eat flies
My Pokemons never sleep
My Pokemons never eat
My Pokemons never cheat
My Pokemons never play with their feet
MY POKEMON NEVER DIES!!