Pokemon Rap

[Intro]
This one goes out to all you Pokémon out there
Stay cool, baby
Okay, yes
Ayy

[Chorus]
Poliwhirl, Poliwag
I steal your bitch, now I am her dad, ayy
Poliwhirl, Poliwag
I steal your bitch, now I am her dad, ayy
Poliwhirl, Poliwag
I steal your bitch, now I am her dad, ayy
Poliwhirl, Poliwag
I steal your bitch, now I am her dad, ayy

[Verse]
Bitch, I be feelin' like Lapras
Splashing, got wet on this mattress (Mattress, mattress)
Bitch, I be feelin' like Dewgong
People out here, yeah, they do wrong (Do wrong), ayy
Bitch, I be feelin' like Squirtle
Chillin' on beaches, it's Myrtle (Myrtle), ayy
I am a dirty ass turtle
Dirty ass boy, yeah, I'm poppin' like kernel, ayy
Bitch, you a Slowpoke
Don't fuck with me, lil' bitch, I ain't slow, bro (Yeah)
Magikarp will steal your heart
Please do not test me, I don't need a star, ayy (Yeah)
Yeah, I be feelin' like Gyarados
Pullin' up quick and we look like some weirdos
Staryu and a Starmie
I got big guns, yeah, I feel like the army (Ayy)
You cannot harm me (Ayy)
You is a clown, bitch, you is a [?] (Ayy)
Bitch, you is folding
Floppin' and flailing around like you Goldeen, ayy
Bitch, I am Blastoise
Yeah, I'm blastin' off, I don't have a choice, ayy
Tentacruel be cool, ayy
Tentacruel when I pull, ayy
Hide in your shell, like Shellder (Yeah)
I am a king, like Kingler
You is some crab, like Krabby
Yes, they be callin' me daddy
Bitch, I be feelin' like Lapras
Splashing, got wet on this mattress (Mattress)
Bitch, I be feelin' like Dewgong
People out here, yeah, they do wrong, do wrong, ayy (Do wrong)

[Chorus]
Poliwhirl, Poliwag
I steal your bitch, now I am her dad, ayy
Poliwhirl, Poliwag
I steal your bitch, now I am her dad, ayy
Poliwhirl, Poliwag
I steal your bitch, now I am her daddy
Poliwhirl, Poliwag
I steal your bitch, now I am her daddy