PMDO

Man, I'm tighter than a b-hole
Tighter than the tightest story that could ever be told
Tight like the leg room on a Southwest flight
Tight like hipster pants, tight like how my hand grips the mic
Kid is nice, “Nice!”
Rhyming like riding bikes
Nice like a grandfather giving wise advice
Nice like the time spent rhyming with my friends
I'm nice- I ain't no Vanilla Ice
Man, I'm dope
Kid, you better act like you know
Not dope like a junkie, punk, I'm dope like a professional
Interesting how nobody knows
I'm just an ordinary average joe
But yo, I'm so cool- Now
But I wasn't back when I was in school
How did I switch it up? They thought I was a fool
Wow, they were wrong I suppose
Nowadays I'm cool enough to freeze the snot in your nose
Man, I'm nasty like the chick who flashed E last week
Snapped him a vid of her fingers slathered in algae
I’m nasty in a good way, but when I'm acting badly
I'm nasty like the cat who be driving the Fake Taxi
I’m radical- Rapping outside of the tabernacle
Heathen may begin to leave you seething-mad and baffled
Rascal, rapscallion, rabble-rousing cat
Who be straddling the scaffolding and captivating crowd-fulls
Master
Master any craft that I'm after
Strapped with a note pad? You’re bound for disaster
Flash her my fangs, god-dang-it I make laughter
When I pound cats with sound that
Makes compound-fractures
I'm fresh
Ya know I must profess
Superb, super duper- I flow best
Fresh like an organic veggie
I contest any pesticide when I try my best
I'm a scholar
Scholastic style- Why bother?
Read you like a book and then recite you like a proverb
If you wanna talk your drivel- get dropped for giggles and shits
Sick and legit, sticking it raw
Kid, I'm popping
24/7, I'm non-stopping
Unstoppable when I’m rocking the spot
It’s Jarv kicking it proper- Y’all lames kick rocks
Nowadays when y'all perform, you're sounding like you're on Suboxone
I’m on point
Yeah, I'm sharp like an arrow
With accuracy to clip wings off a sparrow
This long haired fuck got you walking straight and narrow
Bad to the bone- Periosteum to marrow
Versatile
Many styles I'll kick
Not just a pretty face- I also got a big heart
Sit tight for a moment, I'd quite like to know when
I oughta go in and abolish a body up out of their biggety-boasting
I divide the ocean- Redefine the quotient
I part the seas- I'm leaving these hoes open
So when, oh when did I get thrown in the mix
Sorry bitch, I do not know when

How many chicks wanna see me tonight?
How many chicks wanna see me tonight?
Heh? Heh?
Does anybody wanna see me tonight?
Does anybody wanna see me tonight?
Uh-uh

‘Cause I’m a good man
But you don’t wanna see me
When we’re chilling up in your house and I pull my d**k out
I pull my d**k out
I pull my d**k out, yeah 2x