Miracle of Sound
Miracle of Sound
Miracle of Sound
Miracle of Sound
Miracle of Sound
Miracle of Sound
Miracle of Sound
Miracle of Sound
Miracle of Sound
Miracle of Sound
Miracle of Sound
Miracle of Sound
Miracle of Sound
Miracle of Sound
Miracle of Sound
Miracle of Sound
Miracle of Sound
Miracle of Sound
Miracle of Sound
Miracle of Sound
Miracle of Sound
Miracle of Sound
Miracle of Sound
Miracle of Sound
Miracle of Sound
Miracle of Sound
Miracle of Sound
Miracle of Sound
Miracle of Sound
Miracle of Sound
This tale is about a man in the town of Flotsam from the Witcher universe who gets tired of his regular life and stumbles upon a troll. It was love at first sight and this song tells the tale of their “plowing” and how it eventually ended.
There once was a farmer from old Flotsam town
Who was tired of sowing his seeds on the ground
He went for a wander and walked till the dawn
Till a wanton old she troll he stumbled upon
And a hey-ho he's ploughing a troll!
The gods only know how the key fits the hole
Around in the stinking great den they did roll
And a hey-ho he's ploughing a troll!
The farmer he knew it was love at first sight
They ploughed through the morning and into the night
With teeth rotten black and a rank leather hide
This hideous creature his bestial bride
And a hey-ho he's ploughing a troll!
The gods only know how the key fits the hole
A cavernous cave for his puny old pole
And a hey-ho he's ploughing a troll!
After time his excitement it started to droop
He groaned at her farts and her cold onion soup
The troll fixed his eye with a scowl made of stone
And when the guards came around all they found were his bones
And a hey-ho he was ploughing a troll!
The gods only know how the key fit the hole
No burial mound and no rest for his soul
Because hey-ho he was ploughing a troll!
And a hey-ho he was ploughing a troll!
The gods only know how the key fit the hole
A dirty auld tale from the bed to the bowl
Because hey-ho he was ploughing a troll!
Ploughing a troll
Ploughing a Troll was written by Miracle of Sound.
Ploughing a Troll was produced by Miracle of Sound.
Miracle of Sound released Ploughing a Troll on Sat Mar 29 2014.