Plexiglas Toilet

[Chorus]
Don't sit on the Plexiglas toilet
Said the momma to her son
Wipe the butt clean with the paper
Make it nice for everyone
So don't sit down on the Plexiglas toilet, yeah

[Verse 1]
A boy of 5 stands close to the toilet
Holds the lid up with one hand
Won't let go the lid for fear that
On his banana it will land
Don't sit down on the Plexiglas toilet, yeah

[Verse 2]
Boy grows up, he eats the enchilada
With the sauce that burns the heart
Family comes to visit family
Momma says don't belch and fart
And don't sit on the Plexiglas toilet, yeah

[Chorus]
Don't sit down on the Plexiglas toilet
Said the momma to her son
Wipe the butt clean with the paper
Make it nice for everyone
And don't sit down on the Plexiglas toilet, yeah

[Bridge]
Everybody sing!

[Chorus]
Don't sit down on the Plexiglas toilet
Said the momma to her son
Wipe the butt clean with the paper
Make it nice for everyone
But don't sit down on the Plexiglas toilet, yeah

[Chorus]
Don't sit down on the Plexiglas toilet
Said the momma to her son
Wipe the butt clean with the paper
Make it nice for everyone
But don't sit down on the Plexiglas toilet, yeah