Pledges Please

Glued to the loo off that McGurgle soup
Cause' he had to shoot the woop when his stomach said gloop gloop
Push his tush on the couch with fresh rolled cush
Star spangled look with a shirt that says Buck Fush
Flip the Chanel for sport favorite pass-time on
Bats and balls galore for the opera freedom sing song
Winfrey swag if you can guess what Tommy Cruise was on
That's mission impossible you text before the ad is gone
Dude doth dubiously does it out of habit
Flips to news set lavish avid see how his future lookin'
Hick dic doc madder hatter rabbit whats cookin'
Yo not much wise fox just the clock microwave hot fresh Putin pops
Pissing in who's pot today? silly rabbit
Mayday your crew might get fix if you cross nails pre-easter rapture
Pray to the pastor free speech guess I'm blessed unless
Your shroom tip dips Hershey melt that's what Phelps felt
There's an ashtray for those fags out it bluntly
Off the tele not healthy, workout Youporn and old mags
Toe tags dew rag rag tags group of hicks
Dynasty lively merry men hood hunting deers for kicks
Scooby Doo can you find the blues clues
Why us yuppies love our guns over kiddies in the classroom
That's just the NRA way what the hey?
You will cage in 60 seconds we will just amend in other ways
Anyway, enough thinking for today
Let's viva la vida Frida with mamacitas so
Don't raise a uni-brow as if you ain't impressed
Life's a test so gamble all your nickles for the one percent
Coke up the retinas like a Hollywood scene
I guess I'm only living the Canadian.. dream haha