Please Stop the Singing

[Doug sings:]
Just another song
One where you can sing along
Jukebox musicals playing everywhere

[Beth sings:]
Gleeks create a cult
For this Kidz Bop for adults
Jukebox musicals, and I don't care
(Shamon!)

[Doug and Beth sing:]
These singers play the crowded rooms
With so much freaking autotune
Making records since 2009
They go on and on, and on, and on

Ears are
Breaking
Every time a song breaks out
Fourth wall's
Crumbling on my screen
Adult
Actors
Trying to look half their age
Now, I just
Can't take more
Of this Glee!

[Beth sings:]
Then we magically break away
To another time and place
Is any of this real or fake?
Oh, who the hell cares?

[Tamara sings:]
No-one wins
This is junk
We've turned into The Chipmunks
And the music never ends
It goes on and on, and on, and on

[All sing:]
Please stop
The singing
It doesn't do anything
It's too
Painful
Oh-oh-whoa!
Please stop
The singing
Stooooop!
It's too
Painful
Oh-oh-whoa!

Please stop!