Please Quit Smoking Mom

The first words that you ever said to me were
"That's not my baby, that baby's Japanese,"
And you begged the nurse to take me away and bring you the right baby
But she swore that I was yours
Yeah, she swore that I was yours

I remember we tried celery
You didn't like it any more than me
We both spit it in the trash
And that was the last time that you ever made me try anything

You had it rough growing up
You don't have it rough no more
I wish that you would realize that you're never gonna be poor
You worked so hard to get where you are
You should try to enjoy it some
Please, won't you try to have some fun?
But you don't have to if you don't want to

I wish you'd try a burrito
And I wish you would try rice
I wish you'd go to Ireland or some place nice
And I don't see what my car insurance has to do with you
I wish you'd leave my things alone and stay out of my room
But you don't have to if you don't want to
No, there's only one thing that I really want you to do
And I'm only asking because I love you
Please quit smoking, mom
Please quit smoking, mom
Please quit smoking, mom
Please quit smoking, mom