Please Don’t Call Me Crazy

[Verse 1]
I got a time machine
Bought it off TV
Was a commercial break
On Jeopardy
Everything's a gamble
Nothing is free
An answer is a question
Don't ask me

[Verse 2]
Computer in your pocket
Nobody has to know
Two fingers in the socket
Breaker's gonna blow
Trouble on the line
Fodder in the feed
What you want
Not what you need

[Chorus]
Please don't call me crazy
Please don't call me crazy
Please don't call me crazy

[Verse 3]
Gollum is a hero
On the silver screen
Slicked-back hair
Doesn't mean a thing
Takin' it easy
Takes a heavy toll
She wants it hot
He's gettin' cold

[Chorus]
Please don't call me crazy
Please don't call me crazy
Please don't call me crazy
Please don't call me crazy