Playing Games

[Intro: Mrtlgawd]
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
So, can I have your number?
(No, you can't, you can't have that)
You have a boyfriend?
(This is, this is a good one, absolutely!)
You got a "uwu"?
(No "uwu", nah)
You got a "uwu"? a "uwu"
(No, ahah, yeah, this boy shit)
Damn, this girl is yo' kitten at least?
(Ahah, crusty-ass nigga, hahah)

[Verse 1: Mrtlgawd]
Shorty what's yo' name, what's yo' sign?
'Cause we fuck with Libra's
She don't wanna let me tap by my submission (No)
Tryna' get acquainted "Hello, Hi, it's nice to meet ya" (Hello, hi)
Got a nigga stuck in a majin like Vegeta (Damn)
Tryna' get up out of this (Please, please)
Rubies in my talises (Please, please)
Had a nigga shook when she put the braids in it (Woo)
Eyebrows done and her nails real tinted
If I'm without you, a nigga ain't winning
That's facts, no gimmicks
No games, real nigga tryna' be a homeowner witcha
But it's scared, you givin' the cold shoulder
But it's Hot-Dog, a nigga tryna' slide up in the buns like Seth Rogan
Thick in the plot like, "Bitch, gonna give me a chance?"
Chicken in pots, I'm sick, like "Shorty, give me shot"
That's all I ask lil' ma' (Please)
Whip that ass lil' ma' (Please)
I'm disloyal to ya' motherfuckin' grass lil' ma' (Hahahah)

[Chorus: Mrtlgawd & Tom The Mail Man]
Why you playin' games?
Hit that pause button for a nigga
Am I cute, enough to be your boyfriend?
Like, on a scale of one to ten
Show me where I'm fitting in
Am I cute, enough to be your boyfriend?
Why you playin' games? (Uh)
Hit that pause button for a nigga
Am I cute, enough to be your boyfriend? (Enough to be your boyfriend)
Like, on a scale of one to ten
Show me where I'm sitting in
Am I cute, enough to be your boyfriend? (Oh, Boy!)

[Verse 2: Tom the Mail Man]
You can tell me shit but this ain't what you finna' do (Nah)
Thought this shit ain't perfect, like I'm not the one for you
Runnin' around with niggas that ain't close to me (Ayy)
Tell me this ain't really what it's supposed to be (Yuh, ayy)
You so fragile, and I won't drop you (I won't)
You do all the shit, I tell you not to (Yeah-yeah)
Forget the fussin', we fuckin' later (Ooh)
It's so disgustin', but it's my favorite (Ayy)
You can mask the energy (Uh), don't wanna pass it vividly (Yeah)
Imagining our future, I just want someone to live with me (Yeah, yeah)
Want someone to pick me up, when I can do it too (Yeah, yeah)
I just want someone to trust with all this shit I'm goin' through
(I'm goin' through a lot, yeah, yeah)
(The shit I'm going through, yeah, yeah)

[Bridge: Tom The Mail Man]
I know you're special like that
(Yeah, you so, you so, you so, you so)
I know you're special like that

[Outro: Tom the Mail Man]
So, I enjoyed our date
And if you did too we could like, do it again maybe?
Oh, alright, you didn't
Uh- I like you alot, if you didn't know and-
Boyfriend? What the fuck?
So why'd you come on this-
Free food?
Bitch!