Playground (skit)

[King Gordy]
Look at all the happy children… Ha-ha-ha

[Fatt Father]
Hey, Gordy-y-y! My nigga

[King Gordy]
My nigga Fatt Father

[Together]
What`s up, my nigga? You alright?

[King Gordy]
Chilling, chilling

[Fat Father]
Wotcha doing up here? At the playground?

[King Gordy]
Looking to see how happy all these kids is, man. Smoking a blunt, you know what i`m saying? You know, m-my life wasn`t like that but you already know that shit

[Fatt Father]
Man, you are… you are up here sounding like a bitch, man!

[King Gordy]
I mean, man, you know, my childhood was fucked up, man. I`m just seeing kids play, man, I sh…

[Fat Father]
Okay, okay, okay, well, i`m about to fuck their childhood up. How about that?

[King Gordy]
Wh-what you doing? Why are you going to your waist, man?

*sound of a cocking gun*

[King Gordy]
What the fuck is you…

*children screaming*

[King Gordy]
WHAT THE FUCK IS YOU DOING?!

*gunshots*

[Fatt Father]
Take that, you little bastard!

[King Gordy]
OH MY GOD!

[Fat Father]
Hey, that one there too, he happy as well

[King Gordy]
PLEASE, CHILL OUT, MAN!

[Fatt Father]
Bitch-ass nigga… Oh, oh, the little girl with the hula-hoop, see what happens to you?

[King Gordy]
MAN, GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!