Playboy Mansion

[Verse 1]
We all went to the Playboy Mansion
Partied with the Marilyn Manson
I think my time's arrived at last
I was doing cocaine off Miss Octobers' ass

[Chorus]
You don't believe me, but it's true
You don't believe me and you don't have to
You don't believe me, but it's true
You don't believe me and you don't have to

[Post-Chorus]
It's not the kind of shit that I'd make up

[Verse 2]
We all went to the Playboy Mansion
Met some girl with a breast expansion
Saw the stupid car she bought
And got a hand job out in the parking lot

[Chorus]
You don't believe me, but it's true
You don't believe me and you don't have to
You don't believe me, but it's true
You don't believe me and you don't have to

[Bridge]
Don't ask me about everybody there
But we did get drunk with the basketball guy with the funny hair

[Chorus]
You don't believe me, but it's true
You don't believe me and you don't have to
You don't believe me, but it's true
You don't believe me and you don't have to

[Post-Chorus]
It's not the kind of shit that I'd make up