Platinum Blonde

[Chorus]
Don't you wanna be
Totally hot like me
A celebrity
(Platinum blonde)
The epitome
Of a mystery
Paparazzi
(Platinum blonde)

[Verse 1]
Welcome to heaven
My blonde, blonde world
Like Marilyn Monroe
Or Brigitte Bardot
At the curtain call
Always the belle of the ball
Oh yeah

[Verse 2]
Iconic blondes like me
And Debbie Harry
Won't settle for dirty
Or strawberry
We look like barbie dolls
We know we know it all
Oh yeah

[Chorus]
Don't you wanna be
Totally hot like me
A celebrity
(Platinum blonde)
The epitome
Of a mystery
Paparazzi
(Platinum blonde)

[Post-Chorus]
Oh peroxide do your work on me
(I'll be a platinum blonde)
This is the recipe
Totally guaranteed
One of the bourgeoisie
(Platinum blonde)

[Verse 3]
Just like Dietrich
I am a blonde Venus
I've said enough
Now class, you are dismissed
This is the lesson plan
To land a rich, rich man
Oh yeah

[Verse 4]
Platinum is better, superior
The very best
The rest are inferior
You can keep your gold
Now don't be difficult
Oh yeah

[Chorus]
Don't you wanna be
Totally hot like me
A celebrity
(Platinum blonde)
The epitome
Of a mystery
Paparazzi
(Platinum blonde)

[Post-Chorus]
Oh peroxide do your work on me
(I'll be a platinum blonde)
This is the recipe
Totally guaranteed
One of the bourgeoisie
(Platinum blonde)

[Bridge]
Love is the bombshell
Beautiful bombshell
Down at the wishing well
Where I will cast a spell
Love is the bombshell
Beautiful bombshell

[Chorus]
Don't you wanna be
Totally hot like me
A celebrity
(Platinum blonde)
The epitome
Of a mystery
Paparazzi
(Platinum blonde)

[Post-Chorus]
Oh peroxide do your work on me
(I'll be a platinum blonde)
This is the recipe
Totally guaranteed
One of the bourgeoisie
(Platinum blonde)