Plastic Jesus

[Verse 1]
I don't mind if it rains or freezes
Long as I got my plastic Jesus
Hanging on
The dashboard of my car
Comes in colors, pink and pleasant
Glows in the dark 'cause it's iridescent
Assuring me
That I won't go to hell

[Chorus]
Where did you go?
When I need you most, oh
What do I do
With this hole the size of you?
Are you coming back?
Or are you just a deadbeat dad?
Who ran off with another planet

[Verse 2]
Nobody knows if it's gonna get better
When I look back though was it ever
Really something worth
Tryin' to save?
All in the name of a blue eyed savior
Wasn't even white but we went ahеad and
Made him in our image
Anyway

[Chorus]
Oh, but wherе did you go?
When I need you most, oh
What do I do
With this hole the size of you?
Are you coming back?
Or are you just a deadbeat dad?
Who ran off with another planet

[Outro]
Oh, fuck her 'til she's ugly
Then leave her when you're done
Take what you need then get back on the run
Hold her like you need her then
Tell her what she wants
Leave a big mess in the morning you'll be gone
Oh, fuck her 'til she’s ugly
Then leave her when you're done
Take what you need then get back on the road
Hold her like you need her then
Tell her what she wants
Leave a big mess in the morning you'll be gone
And on your way to another planet
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