Plastic flamingos

[hook]
Everyone in my life's gone
Even the plastic flamingos on my lawn
Why did you take those, Karen?
Why the fuck did you take those Karen?

Everyone in my life's gone
Even the plastic flamingos on my lawn
Why did you take those, Karen?
Why the fuck did you take those?

[verse 1]
They were the only thing i brought back from California
Now i can't go back 'cause my broken honda
Gothboy clique, crying on a sofa
Trynna netflix and chill with my fucking cobra

But it's not the same without you
And my plastic flamingos too
But mostly you
My little boo

[hook]
Everyone in my life's gone
Even the plastic flamingos on my lawn
Why did you take those, Karen?
Why the fuck did you take those Karen?

Everyone in my life's gone
Even the plastic flamingos on my lawn
Why did you take those, Karen?
Why the fuck did you take those?

[verse 2]
I've got
Propane in my lungs
Living in my basement
I never see the sun
You took everything i had
Except the gun
So i might just go ahead and
Shoot myself for fun

Oooh
Took my car
Took my kids
Took my fucking will to live
Took my heart
Took my love
Stole the flamingos and shot the dove

Oooh
I can't do that anymore
Oooh
My writs and fists are feeling sore
From playing way too much wii sports
Man, that game is my only resort

[hook]
Everyone in my life's gone
Even the plastic flamingos on my lawn
Why did you take those, Karen?
Why the fuck did you take those Karen?

Everyone in my life's gone
Even the plastic flamingos on my lawn
Why did you take those, Karen?
Why the fuck did you take those?

[verse 3]
I cannot even feel pain anymore
I am numb to my core
And my soul feeling sore
Rest assured i did not feel self-secured
When i see my garden have this empty allure

Oh no
I know you seduced that guy
With the fake ass tits i helped you buy
Oh so long, you made me cry
When i figured out your fake ass alibi

[outro]
Uuuh
Shoutout to Jon
The boy