Planet Purge Pt. 2

[Intro: Rick]
Morty, agh! A fucking Amish bitch shot me!
She tried to purge me, Morty
You let your wiener do the walking and now I'm dead

[Morty]
Rick! She took the car!

[Rick]
Are you fucking kidding me Morty?
She took my car and the gun
We're like the rest of these assholes now
We're gonna get purged Morty
Help me up

[Morty]
Oh geez, geez
Wait a minute Rick, why don't we just use your portal gun

[Rick]
It's in the car, dip-ass
Heads up, rapists
Well don't just stand there Morty
Purge 'em

[Amish girl]
Wait, stop! Please don't kill me
I never intended to harm you I swear
I am trying to end the festival

[Rick]
What do you mean

[Amish girl]
I was going to use your ship to destroy the rich assholes that run our society
And save my people from the horrors of this yearly festival

[Morty]
Fuck that, Rick!
We gotta kill her
Kill her

[Rick]
What-

[Morty]
Kill her!

[Rick]
Geez, Morty purge it down a little

[Morty]
Purge, don't purge
You're sending me mixed messages, Rick!

[Build: Rick]
Morty you're acting like a freaking lunatic, calm down

[Morty]
Screw you Rick!
I'll purge you too you old rickety piece of crap
This has been a long time coming
I'm gonna rip your fucking guts out and smear them all over your face!

[Drop]
Oh man
What are you doing?
A sequel
Just hit a button, Morty
Gimme a beat
Oh geez, geez
Disqualified
Boo!
Geez, wow Morty
Now you're getting into it

[Hook: Rick]
Hey you know what Morty
Why don't we christen our squeaky clean windshield here
By watching a little of this purge through it

[Morty]
What?!
No, what is your problem?!

[Rick]
Morty, grow up
If you don't wanna watch, don't watch
But it's my car, so
Also if you tell your Mom about this I'll purge you

[Morty]
You're the worst
And this planet is the worst
How can you be into this?
You know, people are gonna kill each other

[Rick]
So what
You trying to sit here and tell me that if there's a video online with someone getting decapitated you don't click on it?

[Morty]
No.. why would I do that?
You do that?

[Rick]
I don't, because it would bore me
I see shit like that for breakfast, Morty
But if you don't do it, I say it's because of your own primal instincts
So you stuff 'em down and-
Oh, oh! Shh, shh, it's starting!

[Build: Rick]
Oh ho ho, here we go!

[Morty]
I'm not watching

[Rick]
Yeah yeah, your medal's in the mail
I'ma get a closer look

[Morty]
Oh ok, sure
And then someone's gonna throw a rock and hit the car
And then we're gonna crash and we're gonna be stuck out there and it's gonna be what we deserve

[Rick]
Yawn
That was... ok, yeah
That was gross

[Drop]
What are you doing?
Just hit a button, Morty
Gimme a beat
Disqualified
Oh geez, geez
Geez, wow Morty
Now you're getting into it