Planet Purge

[Verse 1]
- Wait, stop! Please, don't kill me! I-I never intended to harm you, I swear
I am trying to end the festival
- W-w-what do you mean?
- I was going to use your ship to destroy the rich assholes that run our society and save my people from the horrors of this yearly festival
- Fuck that, Rick! We got to kill her! Kill her! Kill her!
- Whoa! Geez, Morty, purge it down a little
- "Purge! Don't purge!" You're sending me mixed messages, Rick
- Morty, you're acting like a freaking lunatic
- Calm down
- Screw you, Rick! I'll purge you, too, you old, rickеty piece of crap!
This has been a long time coming!
I'm gonna rip your fucking guts out and smеar them all over your face!

[Drop]
I-it's a purge planet
We got to -- kill her!
Okay, yeah. T-that was gross
Wow
Disqualified
Oh, my God!
Geez. Wow, Morty. Now you're getting into it

[Verse 2]
- It won’t be easy creating a new society from the ground up
- Well, a helpful rule might be if you need something, you get it. Pretty simple, right?
- I need food
- Who's got food for that guy?
- I do, but this is for me
- Can't you make some more?
- Oh, sure. And while I'm making food for everyone, who takes care of my kids?
- I'll take care of your kids, if I get some extra food for it
- Extra food?
- Well, I'm not gonna do extra work if we all get the same
- All right, okay, fair is fair. If you do extra work, you get extra food
- Oh. (All murmuring)
- Who's gonna keep track of who gets how much food for how much work?
- Hello. I can do that. I'll keep track of everyone's food, you know, in exchange for food
- That's not a real job!
- Oh, and making food is?
- Son of a bitch!

[Drop]
Whoa. Cool it, now
Take it easy
What?!
It's like "The Purge", Morty
There's too much aggression here
Stop!

[Outro]
- Hey, thanks for helping me, Rick. You're a pretty great guy
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fuck you for shooting my liver. I'll see you around
- Oh, man. What -- what happened?
- Don't worry about it, Morty. Listen, if you wanted to try to get a piece, you better hurry up. Now's your last chance
- Hey, hey, Arthrisha, um, maybe I could --
- Yeah, I have a boyfriend
- Okay
- I'm not trying to be rude. I just -- I don't want to lead you on
- I-I-I understand
- I mean, thank you so much for helping end the festival, but I have a boyfriend, and, uh, he's just --
- Okay, okay, you can stop saying it. I took it okay the first time, and now you're just repeating stuff