Planet Monday

Welcome to Planet Monday
Nobody's got the time
Asleep at the wheel
And the sun isn't going to shine
Welcome to Planet Monday
Stand at the back in line
This queue's going nowhere
And it's not even quarter past nine

Watch the people pass you by
They don't see you - 'cos you're not in the fast lane
On Planet Monday
Where tomorrow is the same as yesterday

This is your Planet Monday
Welcome to Planet Monday
No escaping from Planet Monday

Welcome to Planet Monday
The weekend's a world away
Low calorie breakfast
With caffeine and vitamin C
Welcome to Planet Monday
It's always the same old song
No words and no tune
But everyone's singing along

Watch the people pass you by
They don't see you - 'cos you're not in the fast lane
On Planet Monday
Where tomorrow is the same as yesterday

This is your Planet Monday
Welcome to Planet Monday
No escaping from Planet Monday