Plan B

[Verse 1]
It be 3 a.m. and I see you sneaking out
But don't worry I'll cover for ya ass
Just don't get hammered and call on the low
I can't deal or take your dunk ass home

[Verse 2]
I know your sleazy and ya fuck with the boys
Nothing wrong with that I just don't want you to
End up on teen pregnancy as a mom
Your pink thong strapped to this baby bomb

[Pre-Chorus]
Please don't be reckless, and think before you do
Don't drink and drive, don't even gaslight
Your gonna end up in jail at the end
Lindsay x Paris going on a fender bend

[Chorus]
Teen mom get it on
Just be safe and don't wear thongs
Use protection to the fullest
Didn't get it in? Well don't feel useless
Plan B, baby's fucked
Abort it now with the tummy tuck
Don't be shy, spread your legs
But for the doc not the jock

[Post-Chorus]
Not the jock, plan B

[Verse 3]
When your at party don't accept offered smokes
Stay away from alcohol and condoms can be woke
Make sure you use your brain with the last 3 cells
I know it's pretty empty but it can be some help

[Pre-Chorus]
Please don't be reckless, and think before you do
Caught up in the moment, even if it's not cute
Your gonna end up in court at the end
Lindsay x Paris going on a fender bend

[Chorus]
Teen mom get it on
Just be safe and don't wear thongs
Use protection to the fullest
Didn't get it in? Well don't feel useless
Plan B, baby's fucked
Abort it now with the tummy tuck
Don't be shy, spread your legs
But for the doc not the jock

[Post-Chorus]
Not the jock, plan B
Plan B

[Bridge]
Plan B, come with me
Fuck the sex, let's plan this shit
Parenthood let's do it best
Get it right and cut the check

[Pre-Chorus]
Please don't be reckless, and think before you do

[Chorus]
Teen mom get it on
Just be safe and don't wear thongs
Use protection to the fullest
Didn't get it in? Well don't feel useless
Plan B, baby's fucked
Abort it now with the tummy tuck
Don't be shy, spread your legs
But for the doc not the jock

[Outro]
Not the jock, plan B
Plan B