Plain and Fancy

[Intro: Spoken]
Class, I can see we're going to have to start with the basics

[Chorus]
You see
Whether you live in Plainfield
Or in a grand chateau
There are basic rules of fancy
That everyone should know

[Verse 1]
A pen is ordinary
A plume is magnifique
Beige is dull and boring
And fuchsia is oh so chic
Baseball caps are far too plain
Berets are much more cheerier
Feathers, glitter and the like spruce up a drab exterior
Being proper and well-groomed is something one should master
A little bit of "Ooh la la"
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[Chorus]
Whether you live in Plainfield
Or in a grand chateau
There are basic rules of fancy
That everyone should know
Ooh la la