PJ Pug-A-Pillar Sings A Song

I'm bigger than the average caterpillar but don't let that make you quiver cos my jungle gym's a massive thriller
I'm really hungry like the hungry caterpillar but I don't want plums or watermelon
I want you for my dinner
I guess you'd say that I'm a mutant bug
Like Dr. Frankenstein experimented with a pug and I don't think I'm comfortable with leaning in to give a hug instead I'll take a little bite and paint the foamy pit with blood
So come along I don't bite, unless you're moving in the light,
I really didn't mean to lie, you'll see me watching with these spaced out eyes
The rules are simple I will chase you while you run away
I know you've beaten Bunzo but it's time for us to have a play, It's rather similar to red light green light, but with a caterpillar this ain't no squid game!

FREEZE, YOU'LL STAND AND SHIVER
GUESS MOMMY LONGLEGS SOLD YOU DOWN THE RIVER, THINK I
SAW YOU FIDGET SO I'M MOVING QUICKER
I'M A VERY VERY HUNGRY HUNGRY, CATERPILLAR

YOU THINK YOU'RE SMART I'M GONNA TRACK AND CATCH YOU
I THINK YOU'VE MET YOUR MATCH WITH MUSICAL STATUES, GOT A
CUTE FACE BUT THE MIND OF A KILLER
I'M A VERY VERY HUNGRY HUNGRY, CATERPILLAR

You better run cos don't you know that mummy's watching you so hit the yellow monkey bars while pug-a-pillar follows you
There's no negotiation no you cannot call a truce except for if I'm compromised and tying all my many shoes
The exit's blocked where will you go?
You'll hear me creeping and the sound of all my many toes
This is a trap and you're the only one that doesn't know
I guess you'll write to trip advisor warning them of playtime Co
You know that many quit the game
I'm like a caterpillar train
I'll make an effort to behave
I'm only young I'm in my larvae stage
If you think I'm scary now
Imagine that in time
I will spin a big cocoon, and I will be a butterfly

FREEZE, YOU'LL STAND AND SHIVER
GUESS MOMMY LONGLEGS SOLD YOU DOWN THE RIVER, THINK I
SAW YOU FIDGET SO I'M MOVING QUICKER
I'M A VERY VERY HUNGRY HUNGRY, CATERPILLAR

YOU THINK YOU'RE SMART I'M GONNA TRACK AND CATCH YOU
I THINK YOU'VE MET YOUR MATCH WITH MUSICAL STATUES, GOT A
CUTE FACE BUT THE MIND OF A KILLER
I'M A VERY VERY HUNGRY HUNGRY, CATERPILLAR

Guess by the final verse you're having fun it's only just begun now you're acquainted with these feet and with this massive tongue
I bet you wish you had a massive gun you're swinging from the hoops and through the tunnels like a scaredy-cat you're on the run
I'll flip the switch you don't know where to go, you'll get a flash of pink magenta blue and indigo you better up the pace cos there's a thing I guess that you should know I'm standing right behind about to pounce and give you vertigo
I guess it's sad you're gonna die alone
At least the pug in me it got a bone, my feet are clicking like a metronome, I'm really sorry you're not going home
You hear a scuttle and you turn around I'm shooting through the tube just like a carriage in the old abandoned underground you see the light go out you better run away and make it count you know that you're in trouble there's a caterpillar inbound

FREEZE, YOU'LL STAND AND SHIVER
GUESS MOMMY LONGLEGS SOLD YOU DOWN THE RIVER, THINK I
SAW YOU FIDGET SO I'M MOVING QUICKER
I'M A VERY VERY HUNGRY HUNGRY, CATERPILLAR

YOU THINK YOU'RE SMART I'M GONNA TRACK AND CATCH YOU
I THINK YOU'VE MET YOUR MATCH WITH MUSICAL STATUES, GOT A
CUTE FACE BUT THE MIND OF A KILLER
I'M A VERY VERY HUNGRY HUNGRY, CATERPILLAR

FREEZE, YOU'LL STAND AND SHIVER
GUESS MOMMY LONGLEGS SOLD YOU DOWN THE RIVER, THINK I
SAW YOU FIDGET SO I'M MOVING QUICKER
I'M A VERY VERY HUNGRY HUNGRY, CATERPILLAR

YOU THINK YOU'RE SMART I'M GONNA TRACK AND CATCH YOU
I THINK YOU'VE MET YOUR MATCH WITH MUSICAL STATUES, GOT A
CUTE FACE BUT THE MIND OF A KILLER
I'M A VERY VERY HUNGRY HUNGRY, CATERPILLAR